According to the Scores David Scuster Derek Rose required 10 stitches in his arm when he rolled over a open knife in his bed after coring or pealing an apple. Hey and I wont cum in your mouth. This sure sounds like a bullshit story!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

This has Hall of Fame potential as a bullshit story from an athlete. Its early but this story is already borderline great

He's scared of needles - must have been tough to get the stitches.

Dear NBA, MLB and NHL:
I am available for hire for coming up with sports injury stories that actually make sense. Contact me at your earliest convienence.

Sincerely,

CoF

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Wild guess...Got stabbed @ 3am last night outside a club and quickly came up with the rock solid "stabbed myself eating an apple story"

Dear City of Fools

Ill handle the email thanks.

Sincerely
Jim Rome

Youre right he does seem like a down to earth mature kid but that apple story screams tomfoolery

Like peeling an apple with a knife while laying in bed?

What is he a kingpin drug dealer? Sits there peeling fruit licking it off the knife, being fanned by 2 skeezers while his boys ask for handouts?

I could kinda see it

Peeling an apple is a minimum 3 year prison sentence in Illinois.

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I'm going to put "skeezers" on my list of terms in the English language that are greatly under-utilized.

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If Orenthal got caught with an apple he'd get life.

Look Nas peeling apples is a dangerous game. I dont make the rules. I just avoid em.

Who hasn't cut themselves while peeling fruit in bed. Give the guy a break...
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to prepare a salad while I shower.

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Whattya got a Clarkman in there?

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Reminds me of that All & The Family when Archie and Mike are each telling different versions of the refridgerator repairman and the assistant is peeling an apple with a knife...in Mike's story it's a pocket knife and in Archie's version it's a switchblade

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Why not eat the damned apple skin? I don't peel apples.... why the heck do people do that?

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To divert people from the real way he cut himself...on a tranny hookers teeth last night at 3am outside Ice Bar.

The same reason people take the crust off of bread slices. They're idiots...

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Maybe he was eating Fiona Apple and she game him a "parting gift".

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I don't know about the rest of ya - but "I would" w/ that crazy B----.

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Id eat that skinny crazy bitch...sexy voice. Shed have to sing Shadow boxer the entire time though.

was he peeling it or cutting slices?

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red or golden...it matters!

granny smith!

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He was doing Coc off a hookers ass while hanging out of sun roof in a limo. Of course your gonna cut yourself with an apple in that situation.

I (and Derrick Rose) hope you meant coc as in cocaine and not as in the phonetical version of the word you wrote.

Either way your gonna have difficulty peeling an apple.