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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Rose requires stitches |
According to the Scores David Scuster Derek Rose required 10 stitches in his arm when he rolled over a open knife in his bed after coring or pealing an apple. Hey and I wont cum in your mouth. This sure sounds like a bullshit story! |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Walt Williams Neck wrote: rolled over a open knife in his bed after coring or pealing an apple. This has Hall of Fame potential as a bullshit story from an athlete. Its early but this story is already borderline great |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
He's scared of needles - must have been tough to get the stitches. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Dear NBA, MLB and NHL: I am available for hire for coming up with sports injury stories that actually make sense. Contact me at your earliest convienence. Sincerely, CoF |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Wild guess...Got stabbed @ 3am last night outside a club and quickly came up with the rock solid "stabbed myself eating an apple story" |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
City of Fools wrote: Dear NBA, MLB and NHL: I am available for hire for coming up with sports injury stories that actually make sense. Contact me at your earliest convienence. Sincerely, CoF Dear City of Fools Ill handle the email thanks. Sincerely Jim Rome |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Nas wrote: Doubt he is the 3am club guy from what I know. The story does sound crazy. Youre right he does seem like a down to earth mature kid but that apple story screams tomfoolery |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Nas wrote: He was likely doing something stupid. Like peeling an apple with a knife while laying in bed? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Bagels wrote: Nas wrote: He was likely doing something stupid. Like peeling an apple with a knife while laying in bed? What is he a kingpin drug dealer? Sits there peeling fruit licking it off the knife, being fanned by 2 skeezers while his boys ask for handouts? I could kinda see it |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Peeling an apple is a minimum 3 year prison sentence in Illinois. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
I'm going to put "skeezers" on my list of terms in the English language that are greatly under-utilized. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Peeling an apple is a minimum 3 year prison sentence in Illinois. If Orenthal got caught with an apple he'd get life. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Nas wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Peeling an apple is a minimum 3 year prison sentence in Illinois. If Orenthal got caught with an apple he'd get life. Didn't happen 14 years ago. Look Nas peeling apples is a dangerous game. I dont make the rules. I just avoid em. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Who hasn't cut themselves while peeling fruit in bed. Give the guy a break... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to prepare a salad while I shower. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Who hasn't cut themselves while peeling fruit in bed. Give the guy a break... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to prepare a salad while I shower. Whattya got a Clarkman in there? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to toss a salad while I shower.
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Reminds me of that All & The Family when Archie and Mike are each telling different versions of the refridgerator repairman and the assistant is peeling an apple with a knife...in Mike's story it's a pocket knife and in Archie's version it's a switchblade 
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
spanky wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to toss a salad while I shower.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Why not eat the damned apple skin? I don't peel apples.... why the heck do people do that? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Darkside wrote: Why not eat the damned apple skin? I don't peel apples.... why the heck do people do that? To divert people from the real way he cut himself...on a tranny hookers teeth last night at 3am outside Ice Bar. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Darkside wrote: Why not eat the damned apple skin? I don't peel apples.... why the heck do people do that? The same reason people take the crust off of bread slices. They're idiots... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Maybe he was eating Fiona Apple and she game him a "parting gift". |
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| Author: | spanky [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Darkside wrote: Maybe he was eating Fiona Apple and she game him a "parting gift". I don't know about the rest of ya - but "I would" w/ that crazy B----. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
Darkside wrote: Maybe he was eating Fiona Apple and she game him a "parting gift". Id eat that skinny crazy bitch...sexy voice. Shed have to sing Shadow boxer the entire time though. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
was he peeling it or cutting slices? |
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| Author: | WestmontMike [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
red or golden...it matters! |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
granny smith! |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
He was doing Coc off a hookers ass while hanging out of sun roof in a limo. Of course your gonna cut yourself with an apple in that situation. |
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| Author: | WestmontMike [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
rogers park bryan wrote: He was doing Coc off a hookers ass while hanging out of sun roof in a limo. Of course your gonna cut yourself with an apple in that situation. I (and Derrick Rose) hope you meant coc as in cocaine and not as in the phonetical version of the word you wrote. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rose requires stitches |
WestmontMike wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: He was doing Coc off a hookers ass while hanging out of sun roof in a limo. Of course your gonna cut yourself with an apple in that situation. I (and Derrick Rose) hope you meant coc as in cocaine and not as in the phonetical version of the word you wrote. Either way your gonna have difficulty peeling an apple. 
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