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Noah and his Bong
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Author:  cpguy [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:35 am ]
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No LeBron and Bosh? No problem. Joakim Noah will just console himself with a night on the couch eating Funyuns and watching QVC. And the water pipe? Well that's for tobacco use only, as the law clearly indicates.

The reader who sent the photo in tells us it was taken in Chicago in January — in the middle of the season. His rationale for waiting so long?

"I promised I'd wait until the Bulls started foolishly negotiating with Tracy McGrady's arthritic knees before I passed this along."
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:37 am ]
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This picture was released a long time ago.......posted on this board, even.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:39 pm ]
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marijuana is illegal because our american government in inept. me and joakim noah are proof that weed is not harmful to your health. and even if it was, that is something doctors need to decide, not politicians.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:45 pm ]
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Brother William (Liam Sullivan), the Timothy Leary-like drug guru, pushes Joe too far and Joe says:
"Marajuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor to marajuana, Mister, not with me. You may be able to sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to somebody who holds some sick kid's head while he vomits and wretches on a curbstone at 4:00 in the morning. And when his legs get enough starch into them so he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll have a stick or two of marajuana. And you can double your money he'll turn up a sugar cube or a cap or two. So don't you con me with your mind expansion slop. I deal with kids every day. I try to clean up the mess that people like you make out of 'em. I'm the expert here, you're not."
Brother William: "I may even sell you a few [ideas!]"
Friday: "You couldn't sell me directions to the men's room!"

Brother William: "I'm not only news, my friend, I make news. Big news."
Friday: "So did Judas."
Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:47 pm ]
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(Friday attends a reunion of a night-school class. A classmate, Paul Reed [Peter Duryea], chides him gently about the Department spurning "help" from the likes of the Fielder Militia, a paramilitary organization Duryea is considering joining.)
FRIDAY: "Paul, I can't speak for the Department but I'll say this: We want help; we welcome help; we're getting help, from legitimate groups and responsible citizens. Now that doesn't include people who yell 'Spy!' every time they hear an accent; or who look under the bed at night for a seditionist; it doesn't include racists--white or black--and it lets out people who think legitimate protest is unconstitutional or that change is treason. It excludes nuts on either fringe, Paul--the guy who sees an anarchist in every kid with long hair. It excludes the Fielder Militia. Patriotism? That militia of yours has got a corner on the market! Civil rights? They got 'em all! Protesters? Shoot 'em all down! That may be your philosophy, Paul, but it's not mine, and I don't think it's the Department's either. We work it a little different in this country."
DURYEA: "What do you mean?"
FRIDAY: "I wear a badge, Paul--not a swastika."
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:13 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Brother William (Liam Sullivan), the Timothy Leary-like drug guru, pushes Joe too far and Joe says:
"Marajuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor to marajuana, Mister, not with me. You may be able to sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to somebody who holds some sick kid's head while he vomits and wretches on a curbstone at 4:00 in the morning. And when his legs get enough starch into them so he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll have a stick or two of marajuana. And you can double your money he'll turn up a sugar cube or a cap or two. So don't you con me with your mind expansion slop. I deal with kids every day. I try to clean up the mess that people like you make out of 'em. I'm the expert here, you're not."
Brother William: "I may even sell you a few [ideas!]"
Friday: "You couldn't sell me directions to the men's room!"

Brother William: "I'm not only news, my friend, I make news. Big news."
Friday: "So did Judas."


this is about the dumbest quote ever, and it keeps popping up all over the place. reefer madness is propaganda, and about the sick kid's head while he vomits- its because he got alcohol poisoning.
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:27 pm ]
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Had it about a year ago, head shop on Clark
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:26 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Had it about a year ago, head shop on Clark

Do we have to wait 360 days for this thread to be deleted?
Author:  Houston Homer [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:40 pm ]
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This is the first time for me to see the pic, but it only makes me like him more. :wink:

Wouldn't be hard though....my alpha male cat is named Noah (NOT after Joakim...the guy in the OT who built an ark, survived THE flood and all...).....oh yeah, and I like to smoke.

p.s. WHEN will we get a smokey smilie like we have a drinky one? :drunken:
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