President Haywood wrote:
Hawk, are you drinking on school nights again or are you being serious?
Here's a generic rundown on positions courtesy of Wikipedia:
point guard: organises the team's offense by controlling the ball and making sure that it gets to the right player at the right time
shooting guard: creates a high volume of shots on offense; guards the opponent's best perimeter player on defense
small forward: often primarily responsible for scoring points via cuts to the basket and dribble penetration; on defense seeks rebounds and steals, but sometimes plays more actively than that
power forward: plays offensively often with his back to the basket; on defense, plays under the basket (in a zone defense) or against the opposing power forward (in man-to-man defense)
center: uses size, either to score (on offense) or to protect the basket closely (on defense)
Beyond that, there are shitloads of variations based on offensive and defensive schemes. We could talk til the sun comes up and not cover everything, and for as much as I love the game, I'm definitely not qualified to coach it (well, not beyond kids anyway).
Also, the positions are sometimes referenced by number. The 1 (point), 2 (SG), 3 (SF), 4 (PF), 5 (C)