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Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:58 pm ]
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who is the caramel antiquity guy? not a bull thats for sure so FUCK HIM and fuck any talk about him. were gonna step on his nuts, fuck these guys. bulls baby, all bulls tonight.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:00 pm ]
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Ikes Bulls thread the only one for me! How many blunts do Mello and Noah do after the game?

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:03 pm ]
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that is a whole world i will never see... but somehow i still know i could make even joakim complain i hit the stuff too hard and use it all up.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:48 pm ]
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welcome to episode #6 of the seventh season of "i hate luol"

STARRING... LUOL DENG
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CO-STARRING... LUOL DENG'S CREEPY SMILE
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WITH DERRICK ROSE AS "THE FRANCHISE"
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TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUEST STAR... CARMELO ANTHONY
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...AND FEATURING JOAKIM NOAH AS "THE MACK"
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how will LUOL DENG, further removed from his 40 point outburst against the trailblazers in last week's episode, infuriate bulls fans tonight? stay tuned, true believers!

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:59 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
...AND FEATURING JOAKIM NOAH AS "THE MACK"
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Not enough punch

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:00 pm ]
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deng will have a monster 46 point game and denver will decide on the spot to trade mellow straight up for deng. they will just trade jerseys mid game and switch sides. wheres that bowl at i need another hit

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:06 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
...AND FEATURING JOAKIM NOAH AS "THE MACK"
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Not enough punch


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Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:12 pm ]
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i can't wait to see the birdman. that's appointment television for me. so is taj going glass... he best have called that.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:13 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
i can't wait to see the birdman. that's appointment television for me. so is taj going glass... he best have called that.

his new ink is fucking nuts

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:18 pm ]
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shelden williams is another dukie bum who was drafted way too high. he's actually older than luol even tho he came out in.... 06? he's a much bigger bum than luol tho... speaking of luol, evidently has decided to make ike a prophet tonight with ~4 quick points already.

george karl should star in the sequel to ben affleck's cinematic masterstroke paycheck.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:19 pm ]
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hahahah my last post just came to life: shelden williams was overmatched by taj one on one under the basket, putting up a horrible shot from two feet away...the ball bounces to luol in the open court who rushes up one on four, you know what's going to happen, he goes to his best move: flailing at the basket and hoping to draw a foul.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:30 pm ]
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everytime i see bogans on the floor i think he won a contest to be a 2 for a day.

btw carmelo anthony has done nothing to convince me he's a better fit for the bulls than luol deng. anyone can hit 3-4 mid-range jumpers with perfect swishes in a row. and one. fucking ballhog.

luol is certainly motivated to play tonight, but i'm thinking this will build up his confidence and we'll see some horribly forced moments later on.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:42 pm ]
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What purpose does Bogans serve? I've only been able to watch the box scores so far this year aside from the opener and it seems every night he has 2 boards, 1 assist and 2 points. That does not seem good.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:00 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
What purpose does Bogans serve? I've only been able to watch the box scores so far this year aside from the opener and it seems every night he has 2 boards, 1 assist and 2 points. That does not seem good.


well the other option at guard, CJ wilson, has basically been EXTREME PARGOTIME. see, PARGOTIME was when a game was out of hand or the bulls were out of guards or "a spark" was needed and he'd come in and start chucking. CJ wilson does it regardless of the situation and right now he's higher up in the rotation than pargo ever was.

this post has been interrupted by another spirited luol deng flail at the basket. this time he missed a layup and no foul was called.

basically, near as i can tell, bogans is a warm body... a place holder. he doesnt' look to score or do anything really, so he must be OK on defense i would presume.

Author:  Drop In [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:05 pm ]
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I hope George Karl is OK. He looks like bad defense isn't the only thing on his mind.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:24 pm ]
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kendall gill has informed us that luol is learning how to score in this league. it's only taken him seven years, but finally, luol deng is ready to score in this league.

thank god denver is a steaming pile of hooey... and they were the 2 seed two seasons ago? wow.

Author:  Apologist [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:33 pm ]
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Bogans used to be a rugged defender and could occasionally spot up for 3.. he's OK if he's like a 7 or 8th guy in a rotation on a good team.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:36 pm ]
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hey luol i have a PROTIP for you: when guarding carmelo at the 3pt line, don't shift to his left and dare him to go right. he's right handed. you're lucky he missed the layup.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:49 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
luol is certainly motivated to play tonight, but i'm thinking this will build up his confidence and we'll see some horribly forced moments later on.


example: off of a turnover bogans breaks down the floor, but the nuggets have numbers. bogans wisely holds up and gets the ball to luol at the top of the key. it seemed like his eyes lit up like it was christmas morning, and after a hesitation like "should i do this? should i wait for some teammates?" he responded with a rousing "FUCK THAT I'M LUOL DENG AND KENDALL GILL JUST TOLD THE WORLD THAT I'M LEARNING HOW TO SCORE IN THIS LEAGUE"

luol put his head down and flew towards the basket. lamentably, somewhere in between the first and what-would-have-been the second dribble, the ball decided not to join luol on his pilgrimage to the floor. the resulting turnover led to an easy long pass to layup in transition.

Hub Arkush wrote:
luol deng is the most underappreciated athlete in this city... and i'm sick of hearing about his contract!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:53 pm ]
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sloppy offense is creepin. nuggets are shooting their way into the lead. end of 3rd

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:54 pm ]
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final end of 3rd. offense went to shit. bulls suck, have 1 quarter left to swallow.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:57 pm ]
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oh yeah, the bulls don't need this carmelo anthony guy. no way. he'd fuck up team chemistry by wanting to shoot his way to ~27 points after three quarters... that isn't championship basketball.

the bulls can't buy a basket right now... taj is overconfident after early success, luol is luol, i mean, noah is doin his thing but they called a play for him posting up with ~7 seconds left on the shot clock... maybe thibbs is going for the element of surprise?

even tho the nuggets are a pile of hooey, they have the best player on the court. the very fact that the bulls were up ~8 points around the time of the deng turnover i described with ~2-3 mins left in the quarter and are now down 2 heading into the 4th is because carmelo anthony has said "fuck it, good luck stopping me" and he's delivering the goods.

noah is all fine and good and whatnot, but the bulls need someone who can, in times of need, say "fuck this i'm scoring" i love me a rebound and the occasional primal scream, but not quite as much as "fuck this i'm scoring"

jr smith puts them up 5... .arrrghhadjlfhasdkfdsjfa

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:01 pm ]
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mac and speigs should make a new song. "Shot through the heart, and rose cant make"

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:02 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
mac and speigs should make a new song. "Shot through the heart, and rose cant make"


don't give luol the ball, he'll flail in the lane!!!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:04 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
mac and speigs should make a new song. "Shot through the heart, and rose cant make"


don't give luol the ball, he'll flail in the lane!!!


Joakim you give boozer, a bad headache.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:05 pm ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
...AND FEATURING JOAKIM NOAH AS "THE MACK"
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Not enough punch


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I see nothing that leads me to believe that he can ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!!

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:06 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
mac and speigs should make a new song. "Shot through the heart, and rose cant make"


don't give luol the ball, he'll flail in the lane!!!


Joakim you give boozer, a bad headache.


joakim likes tiiiiiiits that cause back pain

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:07 pm ]
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ok rose is in, asik is out.. noah's in and deng is out. make your headway here... for the love of god do something positive, ronnie brewer!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:09 pm ]
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BULLS CHAT!

go to http://www.mibbit.com

enter a handle, and then the channel is #bulls

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:10 pm ]
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bam. that's how you do it... now keep deng on the bench beyond this timeout, thibbs.

i know i've got a one man hate crusade against the dude, but i'm not wanting any luol moments to interfere with the run the bulls are having here.

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