and they might play basketball. maybe. if were lucky.

and bigfan is clueless. talk about not paying attention!

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I think they should just pop in a lebron highlight video and the jumbo screen and all sit there and stroke each other off watching.

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Garnett makes Noah cry tonite. Let's us see who this vaunted defense rebounds from the spanking Magic gave them. Coach Heblows is a great chalkboard coach pick and roll?


Ike you remodeling your shitter now

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

is that a gratuitous hannah storm sausage casings reference in the thread title? if so, well played ike... well played indeed.

quoteth pharoahe monch on twitter: @pharoahemonch: Rose vs rondo #comeonson

hopefully the versus is just being nice... rondo is indeed nice, but rose is beastly... 25.8/8.2 or something like that? he dropped only 15 in that shitfest vs the magic to lower himself below the 26ppg threshold.

just don't go out like bitches... that's all i ask. you might win, you might lose, but don't pull some bitchmade shit like that magick game.

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Where is the sob that said they run an offense?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

holy fuck call timeout

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

the bulls are gonna win tonite. you can just tell by the first two minutes they look like their normal selves again. i wouldnt mind actually starting games with a lead though

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if you mean buying three mcdoubles, two mc chickens and three small fries, then waiting a few hours then yes

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Gettin their ass kicked again Ike what da fuck you watchin?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

OMG

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

i dunno what you can tell from the first 2 minutes... but in the first 9 i see the bulls being beat 26-12. wasn't it like 16-12 at one point? phone calls and real life striking with a vengeance, but like... yeah. * sips a:m * yeah.... the bulls are not answering my prayers to not go out like bitches, tho maybe some humble pie is a good thing... as long as rose gets 25.

/me turns into an honorary cubs fan claiming "well we lost but sammy hit one!"

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Young NBA assholes Celtics points are easy Da Bulls are Taken jump shoots wake up young uns

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Big Baby

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Cant make a fuckin ft

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

ronnie brewer loves making sweet love to the back of the rim. moreso than any player of recent vintage that i can remember, he always seems to DOING off of the back of the rim and the ball bounces up at a straight diagonal angle. he just did it on a free throw... watching him shoot a jumper greatly amuses me as he seems to kick his feet back and hitch the ball forward, and it seems like 7/10 times it's long enough for straight up back of the rim DOING action.

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noah must have stopped smoking because he has lost his super powers.

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LOL DENG! he tried going up hard against shaq, but immediately went into bitch/draw-the-foul mode (his best move, as we all know) shaq put a body on him to commit the foul, but LOL is so committed to his craft that he immediately flailed and dramatically fell down on his ass. that's hub arkush's most underappreciated player in the city right there (and he's sick of hearing about the contract, btw)

btw REBOUND THE FUCKING BALL! jesus christ there were 3-4 bulls around that and shaq ended up with a christmas present. i'm amazed he can still thwart gravity enough to get his fat ass up off of the floor to dunk. he's fucking huge.

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LOL with a steal, and gets into "fuck this i'm scoring" mode... he has a 1 on 2 with pierce standing manning up to single cover him, lest somebody break to the basket... and what does LOL do? immediately back into draw-the-foul mode. at least he's a ~7 year vet so he gets some calls.... otherwise, holy shit, can you imagine if he played street ball with this caliber of player? he'd average around 10 points a game.

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the second unit helped spark a nice run... it was 34-34 til rondo had a really nice touch pass off of a rebound to shaq to make it 36-34. NOAH AND ONE! WOOT!

we've got a ballgame, gentlemen. i'm glad that the bulls are determined to not go out like bitches.

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holy fuck guys it was one game. they played GREAT all year and the 1st game back after being worn completely out and yall keep hatin. ever been off work for awhile? not so easy to run full strength right away.

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shit, we were goin up and back with them between a tie and down 4.... and now we're down 6 with 46 seconds left. i was about to type let's get a 2 for 1 in here like the old jordan bulls were experts at but then rondo poked it away... bulls got it back. and then.... LOL DENG WITH A THREE WOO! 8.4 seconds for the celtics left b4 the half.. let's see some stout D and get a lil preview of the kind of shit they might run at the end of hte game if it's still tight.

still, the bulls were down 26-12 at one point so to be within 3-6 points at the half is progress. hopefully that third quarter swoon shit was just an early season anomaly, seeing as they've had good third quarters lately.

btw the boozometer is still kind of low... i was hopin for some progress in the way of 7/4 today from our man captain 15 mil-dough.

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dammit. another phone call and a walk to the liquor store, i come back and see rose kill a clutch three... then look to see the celtics lead is 13 after that. and then the celtics got another 2 and it's 15... fucking shit i guess the third quarter shit ain't happening. is vintage 2007 lovie smith coming in at halftime and doing anti-adjustments?

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Derrick is looking terrible out there....he's deferring to Boozer way too much. I don't like that at all.

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ok it's not your night when rondo pulls a 19 foot fadeaway jumper with ~2-3 secs on the 24 out of his ass. and then LOL with a horrible forced miss... short on a 7 footer. i see the giant head of wayne larrivee rising on the horizon "coming up on dagger time"

altho lol just hit a three to make it 14. with 3:43 left in the third they have to make a run here.

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Can Ronnie Brewer make a fucking shot?

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no. and thibodeau looks like he wants to have a cry. LOL just hit an in-rhythm three to cut the lead to 11... my kingdom for a few stops here, although the bulls seem to be in an odd chuck it mode... and big baby just swished from 17. fucking shit.

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ok some big giant goofy #86 white dude on the celtics just dunked on us to end the quarter and put boston up 15. i am going to go out on a far limb and call that the dagger, cuz you can't have big white stiffs dunking on you after rondo penetrated the lane drew 3 people and dished it off. you just can't have that. short of big ben gordon showing up with a torch, i think this game's about over.

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oh and after three rondo has 12 points, 15 assists, 6 rebounds and 2 steals. he's been proclaimed hoss of the night in #basketball. i think that about says it all, short of #86 helping the cause of white basketball.

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