I think someone should start a "Bad posts on the CSFMB" Facebook page. This is definitely a top 5'er right here.....
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| Author: | whistler [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Derrick Rose myths |
All year Ive been hearing myths spread about Derrick Rose, mainly perpetuated by the worst analysts in history, Stacey King and Bill Wennington and on down to their sheepish fans...I'm sick and fucking tired of this, and before Rose is exposed, I want to make myself look good by calling it in advance...so hear are the Derrick Rose myths: Myth #1: Derrick Rose is humble couldnt be anymore false...he wants and craves attention...he tries way too hard and is often in over his head...to deflect criticism, he gives cliche statements always crediting his teammates, yet in the same sentence he will say he wanted to take over...he thinks he is MJ or Kobe or Wade or James...he aint even close...he has no business always feeding his ego in interviews, and trying to sound like he deserves sympathy and praise...he sounds more like a politician to me...so fake...even the way he talks ever so slowly...fuck him For a true humble guy and an even better overall player, see Kevin Durant...he's been doing it longer, and he's MUCH more humble...he to me is a beautiful kid...even in interviews, he keeps his down and constantly saluted the Bible and God, but not in such a way as to sound fake...he is real Myth #2: Derrick Rose has power WTF? Power? driving and running into guys just to get a foul called on u is considered power? fuck that...he still has never dunked on anyone...u know what Power is? Blake Griffin...Durant...Melo...Lebron...even Dwayne Wade...THOSE guys are POWER, and I love watching them anyday before Rose...fuck Rose and his 6-3 version of POWER |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
myth#3- He is white |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
myth #4: he's not a bully |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
William forrester: The professor does not understand how a black basketball player from the Bronx can write as well as you do. So he assumes that you can't. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
I think someone should start a "Bad posts on the CSFMB" Facebook page. This is definitely a top 5'er right here.....
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Myth #5: Derrick Rose is Juggs. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun May 15, 2011 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
whistler sure is a hoot. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Sun May 15, 2011 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Mr. Reason wrote: whistler sure is a hoot. He's definitely something. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Sun May 15, 2011 10:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
FUCK YOU |
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| Author: | Necroscope [ Sun May 15, 2011 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
shakes wrote: FUCK YOU +1 |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sun May 15, 2011 11:39 pm ] |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon May 16, 2011 4:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 16, 2011 6:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Telegram Sam wrote: Myth #5: Derrick Rose is Juggs. No wonder Cairo hates da boo so much. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon May 16, 2011 6:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
spmack wrote: I think someone should start a "Bad posts on the CSFMB" Facebook page. This is definitely a top 5'er right here..... They would all be Whistlers! Sini might have one , but they are so long nobody would ever know, his might even be the best posts! lol |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon May 16, 2011 8:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
bigfan wrote: spmack wrote: I think someone should start a "Bad posts on the CSFMB" Facebook page. This is definitely a top 5'er right here..... They would all be Whistlers! Sini might have one , but they are so long nobody would ever know, his might even be the best posts! lol Wow, shot at Sini!!!! I love it! |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon May 16, 2011 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
whistler wrote: All year Ive been hearing myths spread about Derrick Rose, mainly perpetuated by the worst analysts in history, Stacey King and Bill Wennington and on down to their sheepish fans...I'm sick and fucking tired of this, and before Rose is exposed, I want to make myself look good by calling it in advance...so hear are the Derrick Rose myths: Myth #1: Derrick Rose is humble couldnt be anymore false...he wants and craves attention...he tries way too hard and is often in over his head...to deflect criticism, he gives cliche statements always crediting his teammates, yet in the same sentence he will say he wanted to take over...he thinks he is MJ or Kobe or Wade or James...he aint even close...he has no business always feeding his ego in interviews, and trying to sound like he deserves sympathy and praise...he sounds more like a politician to me...so fake...even the way he talks ever so slowly...fuck him For a true humble guy and an even better overall player, see Kevin Durant...he's been doing it longer, and he's MUCH more humble...he to me is a beautiful kid...even in interviews, he keeps his down and constantly saluted the Bible and God, but not in such a way as to sound fake...he is real Myth #2: Derrick Rose has power WTF? Power? driving and running into guys just to get a foul called on u is considered power? fuck that...he still has never dunked on anyone...u know what Power is? Blake Griffin...Durant...Melo...Lebron...even Dwayne Wade...THOSE guys are POWER, and I love watching them anyday before Rose...fuck Rose and his 6-3 version of POWER this is idiotic. #1 rose myth: hes not tall enough. period. end of story. lights out. fade to black. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon May 16, 2011 10:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Myth #6: Derrick Rose was the body double for Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon May 16, 2011 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Derrick's dream is to play single A ball in the White Sox farm system. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Thu May 26, 2011 1:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
kiss my ass |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu May 26, 2011 1:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
whistler wrote: kiss my ass Suck a dick and die |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu May 26, 2011 4:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Derrick Rose was ready for battle. His uniform bristled and stood on end. One eye sunk into his head and the other became a big red, bulging orb. His foaming mouth spread from ear to ear and a column of Gatorade shot out of his mouth. "The Tiger of Englewood" was ready to lead his Chicago men against the invasion by his bitterest enemy, Queen James. Unfortunately, Derrick would have to advance alone — the Queen immobilized his army with a curse. The mighty Chicago warrior took up arms anyway. Single-handed, he tore through James' ranks, leaving broken bodies on either side of him. The queen was frantic. Rose must be defeated. She joined forces with Bosh, goddess of the paint, whose love Derrick had rashly spurned, and three sorcerer daughters of Dwayne Wade, a warrior he had killed. Their magic and betrayal brought a madness upon the Bull hero. He was mortally wounded by his own teammates. Bloody, pierced by elbows, bruised by blows, D-Rose refused to fall in his final battle. He lashed himself to a stone pillar named Asik and died on his feet. Still, his enemies didn't dare approach his body, until three days later Bosh flew down as a crow and settled on the corpse's shoulder. |
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| Author: | whistler [ Thu May 26, 2011 10:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
bump there was also a 3rd myth that I was carrying throughout the whole year, but I couldnt think of it when I made the post, and still cant think of it but I wanted to call it before the series and now I look good fuck u all for believing Stacey King's bullshit all year |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu May 26, 2011 10:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
whistler wrote: now I look good No you don't. You are still a fucking idiot. |
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| Author: | cpguy [ Thu May 26, 2011 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Derrick Rose myths |
Stop bullying the posters! |
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