joakim noah- how the hell is he HORRENDOUS on the post? how can he not even make a layup? his hands are good. he is smart enough. he is plenty tall. and he makes it seem like dunking is hard. even his defense on the post isnt that bad, so he knows what an offensive post player does... just copy that. i mean this is a guy who can steal a ball from lebron fuckin james but when he gets it zero feet under the hoop there isnt a soul in the building that thinks he might actually score. this as a result forces teams to gameplan for him- the plan being is when noah gets the ball, DOUBLE TEAM SOMEBODY ELSE because noah couldnt score in practice let alone a game.


carlos wallace- this guy just plain sucks. hes 29 and might as well be a truck driver, although his verbal road rage would probably piss off the in-car computer. why dont more people block his shots? when he winds up with the ball behind his head, i grab the oppertunity to run upstairs and take a shit because i know by the time i get back ill have just enough time to watch the ball bounce off the rim. GIMME THAT boozer. that money you took from us. gimme it back.


miles jover- HIT A GOD DAMN SHOT YOU STUPID COCK SUCKER. just because you folded every year in the playoffs for the jazz doesnt mean you have to keep the dick in your mouth in chicago. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. the guy in the playoffs makes himself look like a preggo brittney spears- aint nobody thinks hes hot sauce now. i forgot to mention... fuck you kyle korver

those are the players that really screwed this shit up. i hate to put noah in there, but he clearly doesnt prepare enough. he admitted the first two years in the league that he didnt care enough, and he backs that up by showing everyone that he only tries in the playoffs. thats fine and dandy, but he found himself in bigtime games without ANY ability to put the ball in the hoop, which leaves miami with 5 guys to the bulls 4- every time.

i know, series not over. but the bulls season is. all we can hope is the giant white german can pop an elbow into lebrons Caller Bob. god i hate miami

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From the title, I thought this was pimping next week's lineup for Sports & Torts

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Funny Ike see how the break from Pot helped

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if you mean in the indirect way of which i wrote that as i got back on the weegon, then hell yeah stayin sober helped.

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