Darkside wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
No Hjalmarsson for a significant period of time and you can say hello to the draft lottery.
Step off the ledge. He's on the ice.
Man you are really quick to over react.
CH, if you wanna make some friends round these parts you 1) gotta stop liking/watching/consuming hockey 24/7/365 and stop knowing all this trivial stuff like --- "[The Oilers are] finally rounding into form nicely with a consummate pro like McLellan behind the bench (which is not to say he's a great coach; he's in that tier with Peter DeBoer and Dan Bylsma of guys who may frustrate close observers after a while but generally have a good idea of what they're doing -- look what a fat lot of good replacing Bylsma with Mike Johnston did for Pitts" ---
holy shit that isn't even greek to me, that's like an autistic kid dipped his finger in a fresh turd and smeared a screed on the wall in his own made up language.... cuz comeon dude, i have friends and a sexlife.... that means i have no idea what the hell a "Dan Bylsma" is, cuz that's the hockey equivalent of being able to argue about what your favorite type of spaceship engine in the star wars universe is.
2) enough with this premature negativity. your only duty from now on is to A) Show up in Hawks threads to "represent" B) celebrate regular season victories and shrug off defeats cuz any REAL blackhawks fan knows that the regular season means squat and C) remember that these are the blackhawks so when the season actually begins (playoffs) everything will be "fine" --- and if the hawks lose well then just wait til next year because until they go another 6+ years without 3 cups then there is no reason to assume they will do any worse than 3 cups in 6-7 years or whatever.
hell, it's pretty obvious that the hawks dont win cups every year just to make the league look legitimate and competitive and therefore it adds value to the cups they're collecting. if they really wanted to win ever year they'd be going for their 7th cup in a row this year.
3) for the love of god just go get a room with dennis d. man and let him feel you up or make out or maybe even go all the way so he can get over his "CH thing" and life can go on and we can resume cheerleadering the blackhawks without this dumbass mandrama/hockey-fandom getting in the way of our good time.
TLDR = just keep your head down and act like everybody else and you'll be ok. remember that nobody actually likes HOCKEY (let alone follows it), they just like WINNING and, by extension, the HAWKS. you should too, cuz as we've heard a gajillion times already only LOSERS and HOCKEY DORKS like yourself get all paranoid about meaningless minutiae when all us REAL FANS know that the hawks are going to win another cup this year cuz >CAPTAIN SERIOUS and >KANERRRRRR. so plz let us enjoy basking in the glory of our bandwagon without infecting us with your paranoia, fear, loathing, and worst of all: HOCKEY INFORMATION.
if we wanted to get into hockey we'd go find one of the -4 hockey boards on the internet. or we'd just go to a bar on broadway for that good ol fashioned "one timer" --- you know, of the kind that dennis d. man has spent a good 2-3 years trying to set up with you. PROTIP: nobody wants to get into hockey. we'd rather get into the psychology (read: pants) of a hockey guy like the veritable zoo exhibit that they are here in TITLETOWN, USA.
so yeah dude, please stop knowing these hockey things and saying stuff; it's killing our buzz. the hawks winning a cup in the 2010s is like hulk hogan winning a match in the late 80s... you just know it's gonna happen cuz that's the way god books it.
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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