The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

If you go back to like 1976 when there were about 32 teams between the NHL and WHA, no one gave much thought to physical fitness, and North America still wasn't totally open to Eastern Europeans and Russians without smuggling them in like Cubans, there must have been so many fat drunk Canadians, fatter and drunker than Seabrook, rounding out the rosters for woebegone teams like the Atlanta Flames, Oakland Seals, and Cincinnati Stingers. And these were the glory days.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

All these woke sports dudes who make a big show of how much they appreciate women always turn out to be asking for nudes. Remember this guy?

http://deadspin.com/hockey-blogger-fire ... 1665117935

OH SHIT THE ONE HE WAS CREEPING ON IS THE ONE IN YOUR POST

and then there was Harrison Mooney,

Doesn't really work now though. I'm always floored by the no helmet pictures.

ZoeClaire is a special kind of virulent stupidity .

that or the horn rimmed glasses.

my rule of thumb: the closer you are to resembling s.e. cupp, the further away from subjective and reasonable you will be.

that or the horn rimmed glasses.

my rule of thumb: the closer you are to resembling s.e. cupp, the further away from subjective and reasonable you will be.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

And of the 112 players who did not receive a qualifying offer yesterday, seven of which were at one time Hawks prospects, now scattered throughout the league. This list is comprised of Jeremy Morin, Ryan Stanton, Dylan Olsen, Adam Clendening, Brandon Pirri, Michael Paliotta, and Klas Dahlbeck– Rockford legends one and all. So what can be learned from seeing such a skewed number of Hawks farm hands get dumped by seven different teams?

There’s an argument to be made that it’s reflective of the fact that Stan Bowman has trouble drafting, particularly defensemen, as 5 of the 7 on the above list are blue liners, and 4 of them are picks by Bowman, with Olsen being a Tallon holdover.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I'd totally do S.E. Cupp, not Essie Kup* though.


* That one-Hanley joke was for jimmypasta and Regular Reader

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Yuck, S.E. cup is nasty, I bet her pussy reeks.

Dude, just because you don't like a person's politics doesn't mean she has a stanky pussy. I'd go down on Juliet Huddy in a minute.

The NFL is stupid and a bloodbath, so maybe, but who gives a shit? It’s a sport that does not allow for incremental growth, so there are no years to build on as we’ve seen the likes of the Cubs and Hawks go through. Every year is a crapshoot because players limbs fall off literally ever 10 seconds. Plus, it’s far more amusing when the Bears are bad. This entire city is completely emasculated when they lose, and it’s hilarious. The average football fan is even stupider than the average hockey fan, and the arms race that is the marketing of the sport has now turned everything into a life or death reflection of self worth, and this city takes that to the extreme with its ill-conceived notions of what football is supposed to be about. Just look at the last week with how weepy and maudlin even the most critical Bears observers got with the release of Robbie Gould, an overpaid and bad kicker and locker room lawyer. But because he’s white and nice to the media and keeps perpetuating the Bearsiest of Bears ideals, there are still garments being rendered a week later.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

When you try to impress Dan Bernstein and you were hitting all your marks that I helpfully boldfaced but then you fall flat on your face right at the end:



"The rendering of garments," what are you, a fucking Daley?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I think he went to Bradley.

Who wrote that and where'd he do his university?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.