Time for our sixth and final engagement with the worst team in the league! I hope it's not a trap game. By "trap game," I mean a game you get caught thinking you'll win easily, not a game where the other team runs the neutral zone trap, because something tells me we don't exactly have to worry about the Beej shutting us down with their stifling defense:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVe486gUXqwbaaaaahahahahahaha. Please make sure you watch that.
Though actually, ever since they sent Jeff Carter back into the loving arms of Mike Richards, they've been picking up a fair deal of points, I mean, for them, at least: 10 points of a possible 24, with a four-game winning streak against the Avs, Coyotes, Coyotes again, and Bro Party. They still have Vinny Prospal and Rick Nash, so I guess they can't be taken completely lightly. Still, the Hawks are in a position to sweep the entire six-game season series tonight, and enter this last game with an aggregate score of 26-9 over those five wins, so this really shouldn't have to be that hard. I think like 17 of those 26 goals were Stalberg's, too.
Hawks 7th in scoring at 2.973, Jackets 29th at 2.250
Hawks 23rd in goals allowed at 2.849, Jackets 29th at 3.139
Hawks: 40-25-8 actual record (88), 35-29-9 adjusted (79), 76.37 expected points
Beej: 23-42-7 actual record (53), 19-44-9 adjusted (47), 46.92 expected points
Columbus has 53 points on the year. Worst record since the lockout belongs to the 2007 Flyers, with 56. They need to be held to two points in ten games, though even if they tie, they'll still likely finish with fewer outright wins than the Flyers did.
Can they do it? Let's help!
SCOREBOARD WATCHING
Coyotes play the Stars tonight, winner moves into third place, which will be our likely opponent at the end. We should be rooting for the Stars here, for while the knuckle-dragging Stars are annoying and trappy, there's no one more obnoxiously smothering and talent-deficient than the Coyotes, who have been parking their asses in the neutral zone collecting $25 million a year in taxpayer bailouts for three years running. The Coyotes should've been dealt a glancing blow for their playoff chances, but that fuckhead Raffi Torres scored with three minutes left against the Oil and they won in the shootout, cheap bastards, and then the Sharks took one of their games in hand and pissed down their legs against the Ducks.
Sharks and/or Kings can help themselves get to third place with a win tonight, problem is I'll bet you anything Coyotes/Stars goes to a shootout and a loser point is dispensed.
Flames play the Avs for a shot at one of the playoff spots.
Jets have to go to Pittsburgh. Eek.
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