Join The David Spada and Elliott Harris as they look back at the magical 2003-2004 Blackhawks season. With 59 points, the Hawks were just a little behind the league average of 87, and barely missed a playoff spot. Their stellar .360 winning percentage was one for the record books, and we're bringing back some of the stars of that team on tonight's Bearly Legal.

First, we're joined by wingers Quintin Lang and Shawn Thornton, who combined for two points that season. Lang now works repairing cars in his native Canada. Thornton was so surprised we remembered him that he collapsed from the excitement. He'll join us by phone from St. John's General Hospital in Newfoundland.

Defenseman Lasse Kukkonen joins us in studio. While he's in studio, Elliott Harris has brought his Ouija Board so we can interview Alexander Karpovtsev. Pat Foley has sent a special greeting for the big Russian.

Also joining us in studio are Yakov Smirnoff and Bronson Pinchot, who will model the latest in women's swimwear for the coming summer.

What an exciting show, tonight on Bearly Legal. Tune in on talkzone.com.

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