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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Starbucks Cake Pops for everyone?

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NostroMaceous was right....the board is really dying?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

You and Reinsdorf having lunch?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Chat with Mitch!!!!

It has happened......the search function works again.

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Good! Don't bitch about it this time people.

I happen to know a guy who could do something for an hour or 2 as well.

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Despite the semi popular opinion, I have had lunch with Jerry, had many dinners with Jerry, have even said "How do I get the state of Illinois to build me a stadium?" of which he laughed about, thus no real response.

Last Dinner with Jerry was about 4 years ago at a Bulls game though

I respect Jerry as much as anyone, he is a great businessman and I think would make a great baseball commissioner, even though he kinda is already.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

so...what might happen?

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@audioidkid

I admit it. I'm wrong...a lot.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well, this was supposed to be a suprise, but, since the cat's practically out of the bag now, Shakes, J.O.R.R., Eaglo Jeff and I are currently working on a re-formed incarnation of Sacred Scrotum, with Shakes as the sole surviving original member. The plan is to play an unannounced set at Darkside's party this summer, consisting of Shakes' Eric Clapton song and a Maroon 5 cover, performed non-ironically. Afterwards (is Sunday) J.O.R.R. is going to put Spanky's head through a beanbag hole, Jeff is going to consume all of the household prescription pharmaceuticals (including topicals, such as ointment,) Shakes is going to put his genitals on Lipid's potatoes (this is not an innuendo) and I'm going to make some long distance phone calls. Then we're going to bail abruptly, as we are booked to play a Quinceanera in Lake in the Hills that evening. Rock over London! Rock on, McHenry!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I know for a FACT that Telegram Sam is someone's mult.

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The board will be set to migrate until a bird, full of blueberries and vengeance, shits on somebody's car on Halsted and thus causes the cancellation of the whole thing.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Holy fucking shit that's funny as hell

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I was 99% sure he's real and NOT a mult

This SPmack proclamation confirms it

Mult or not, the kid's got talent.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Severed Scrotum, not Sacred Scrotum whatever the fuck that is.

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I figured we were changing the name to avoid potential lawsuits by your former mates.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

You even snuck a Wesley Willis reference in there. Solid.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Moment of silence.....

Thanks. Dude was everywhere back in the day, slinging homemade CD's outside every show in Chicago.

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And how would you know when you never step foot outside of Rockford until 29?

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It doesn't matter when you leave as long as you never have to go back once you do.

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Now that's the truest thing you've ever said! I don't keep up with most of the people from Guilford (because that's the one year try to forget ) , but the ones that I am friends with on FB do not live in Rockford. The either live in Chicago, or some other place far, far away from Rockford.

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I'm a big fan of vaseline! Therefore, I think it might be a good idea to play STP's "Vasoline".

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I think they're all dead.

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Brown's Chicken victims?

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