the undefeated Indians tee ball squad wins 37-12 in 4 innings.

Highlights

-7 kids hit automatic doubles, we are tearing the ball a new A hole!~
-The one girl on the team made the last out, fielding the ball cleanly turned and throws to third.
- I dropped an F bomb after one of kids hit the Fuck out of a ball to the other field, luckily, was not comprehended by 1st baseman on other team.
-Tomorrow Picture Day and first day of coaches pitching v Tee ball.
-Expecting runs to drop dramatically across the league.
-2 Kids on team hugged after a good play, taught them chest bump, more manly...every damn play..Chest bumps everywhere!
- Favorite play of the game, long inning on defense, nobody out, we finally get a force out at second, our second baseman catches the ball and yells "3 Outs" Kids cheer and run off the field. That was out first out, needed to gather the troops and gloves to get back out there.
-Seconf Fave play, SS walks up to me to inform me he needs to go pee as the ball rolls right between us and guy is safe at first.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Sounds like you are earning a promotion. Just a few more years and you will reach my level, except you don't have a kid on the team.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I am one and done. While I am all for helping my nephew. My sister and bro inlaw, have gone hands off, ready to pull him from any game for the multliple bullshit family functions they are invited to attend. Somehow it is like I made the schedule? lol

I did ask before I did this about the extra large family thing, everyone has a megabirthday event, party, weddings, etc and is this going to be an issue "No" he doesn't need to attend all that stuff.

To date, leading the team in absences, my nephew and taking another day off today! Like a mini spiegs!

This one is going to be really bad, as this morning is picture day, of which my sister is taking him to, he will be in full uniform and right after the picture, she will be taking him for some event, thus not playing in the game.

Odds of a crying breakdown 2-1!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

C'mon Mike Quade you are way too friendly with these kids. What they need is fundamentals and lots of them. You are accepting way too many mental mistakes. Take a page from coach Boone's playbook. Loose count of how many outs there are, run a mile. Fail to assume the ready position, run a mile.

The pussification of our yutes, right before our eyes!!

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Excruciating Sat morning game combined with photo day, from 8 AM to 12 in the sun and some shade but still hot. Kids falling all over (even with water)

Final inning was 7 for us in the field down from 13, still come up with a W 16-14

Still undefeated!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

LICE OUTBREAK! Little shits better not be giving me those kuddies.

I coach two teams. The older team had a morning game. The head coach wanted to practice an hour before the game. I threw bp for an hour in 99 degree heat and then had to help coach. My shirt was soaked before the first pitch.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.