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Ugueth Will Shiv You
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:10 am 
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The bad thing about seeking the assistance of a financial advisor is that they want you to pay for it. Weird.

So, I figured I would at least ask if anyone on the CSFMB works in this area, because Ugie has some questions. If you are able to help or are at least knowledgable of mortgage solutions/options, let me know.
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Hmmm, a financial panther eh?

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Hmm! You are making or have made the biggest purchase in your life.
Should you pay a professional or ask a bunch of clowns on a message board for advice?
I'll bet these answers are going to be epic!

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I got really good advice when I asked for it previously. there are a few mortgage guys on the board...

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Go to the bank on the corner. They are offering a 100 dollars if you go in there and they don't greet you with a hello.

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HOVA wrote:
Start a fire and then walk away.


That's plan B.
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David Hochberg wrote:
Meet Ugie. He called me up for advice in purchasing his new home. Unfortunately, Ugie was up to his eyesballs in debt from financing three sets of Ping golf clubs and four country club memberships. I told Ugie to pay down that debt while putting as much as he could into savings each month and to touch base with me in five years.

Hi, I'm David Hochberg of Townstone Financial. Don't make a mistake with a banker. Call me and my team of real estate professionals.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I got really good advice when I asked for it previously. there are a few mortgage guys on the board...


Yeah there's more than a handful of guys on the board that may know a thing or 2 about those things.

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Did I miss something, or did Ugie actually ask some questions?

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spanky wrote:
Did I miss something, or did Ugie actually ask some questions?


We'll have to get spmack to read between the lines on this one.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
The bad thing about seeking the assistance of a financial advisor is that they want you to pay for it. Weird.

So, I figured I would at least ask if anyone on the CSFMB works in this area, because Ugie has some questions. If you are able to help or are at least knowledgable of mortgage solutions/options, let me know.

All financial questions should be directed to IMU.

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Ugie, you shouldn't have bought a house. That just leads to trouble. If you rented and had a roommate like I do, you could afford to buy 2 cars in a year, and finance multiple country club memberships. Plus you could take your laundry to your mommy's house on Sunday and she would do it for you while she makes you a yummy dinner.

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HOVA wrote:
Start a fire and then walk away.


Get Insurance first

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:lol: :lol: Good point.

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:lol: Forgot to mention that.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You
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bigfan wrote:
HOVA wrote:
Start a fire and then walk away.


Get Insurance first


Fuuuuccckkk.....
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Go to the bank on the corner. They are offering a 100 dollars if you go in there and they don't greet you with a hello.

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That bitch teller better not ask me for ID when I get the 100 bucks though :wink:

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