The second one looks like she might be underwater or dolphins are swimming through the sky.

gd should take it.

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You know me like that.

I think it's a dildo.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

cant imagine why your current wife does not want these hanging in your house

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Keep in mind that JORR actually had a conversation with his current about hanging those from his ex. Maybe he's as nutty as the best/worst of us.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

i got shit for having photos of an ex-GF that were buried in a box of old college crap that i didnt even know i had.... i can only imagine if it were a nude self portrait how the conversation would have went. btw im too dumb to be able to appreciate art.

Fuck, I can't give anything away this week. I probably should have packaged the Sox tickets, the paintings, and Javier Baez and I could have gotten Cole Hamels.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I suppose people really do see different things in art. I would title #2 "Leech Therapy."

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I'm not an Art Major because that would be a complete waste of a college education.

I'll give you $300 for the set.

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not nude unless I see vertical smile. Topless T-O-P-L-E-S-S

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So were you successful in giving the paintings away, JORR? Who claimed them?

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No, I haven't been able to give them away yet. I might take them to my partner's house and make him hang them on his wall. I refuse to throw them out. But I've got a lot of original art and no place to put it. My ex doesn't have enough of a name so that I can really sell these. And who knows what drives the art market? She's a strong enough painter that she could be famous one day. She was once a star in the New Trier art program and she's been educated at Rhode Island School of Design, Minneapolis College of Art and Design, and Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design. I would hate to toss them only to have her make the cover of Artforum in ten years. At least if somebody I know has them I won't feel so bad.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

She went to 3 art schools and produced that refrigerator magnet bait.

Hire a hit man to off her and those values will go through the roof. No one will suspect it was you because of the nice things you wrote here. Also, I suspect she has rubbed a few people the wrong way along her path in life.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bring them to Lakemoorfest.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

LOL

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"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" ~Steve Martin

clearly she chose the wrong profession for this horrible hobby of hers! I like to make cookies but i am not going to create a website and try to sell my cookies to anyone claiming to be a chef!

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"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" ~Steve Martin

This is the greatest thread ever!

I am currently trying to paint birch trees on copper.

Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion. You like what you like. But I'm going to take a wild guess you aren't a really sophisticated or educated critic of fine art.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Is she from Wilmette? I think I met her many years ago.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Yeah.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I think you have found the new owner. Congrats TS, give JORR visitation rights occasionally.

Best. Thread. Ever.

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Fuck, I forgot to bring this up when talking with the Orrs this weekend.

Missed opportunity.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

She's no George W. Bush, that's for sure.