I know. It's just kind of hard to explain why I'm taking pictures.
Lady Nas: Baby why are there pictures of our scales on the camera?
Nas: Pictures? Scales? Camera?
Lady Nas: Yeah these.
Nas: Those pictures. I thought you were talking about some other pictures.
Lady Nas: Stop playing. Why are you taking pictures of the scale?
Nas: If I told you I don't think you would understand and you would probably overreact.
Lady Nas: Try me
Nas: I'm taking them for the CSFMB weight loss competition.
Lady Nas: What the hell is CSFMB? Why are you in a weight loss competition?
Nas: It's a message board that I have 12000 posts on. I post there when I'm supposed to be working. Since I've put on 60 pounds since I met you I thought it was a good time to lose some weight.
Lady Nas:

MESSAGE BOARD? 12000 POSTS?
Nas:

Yeah
Lady Nas: I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING
Nas: I am. I just post while I'm working
Lady Nas:

IT'S ANOTHER BITCH ISN'T IT?
Nas: Of course not.
Lady Nas: What's her name?
Nas:

What?
Lady Nas: What's the bitch name?
Nas: I don't know what you are talking about
Lady Nas: How can you do this to me and the kids?
Nas:

I'm not doing anything but posting on a message board and trying to get healthy so I can live a little longer with you and the kids.
Lady Nas:

BULLSHIT! IT'S A BITCH! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT! YOU ***** AIN'T SHIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT
Nas: What are you talking about? This is just about me trying to lose some weight. I knew you wouldn't understand that's why I never mentioned it to you.
Lady Nas: You spending all your time talking to some bitch on a board. She probably fat.
Nas: It's a sports board and I post on it to take my mind off work.
Lady Nas: I think you need to leave?
Nas: Why?
Lady Nas: You've upset me and the kids and I just feel it's best if we have a little time apart.
Nas:

Fine
Bailiff: All rise...
That's how it would probably work out. She would overreact and probably talk to her mother who would assume I was cheating because her mother feels all men are pigs.
Just wait till I send you the Binny's card for the beer you won and she opens the mail.