#humblebrag

You are such a knucklehead.

If driving 14 hours round trip, watching college baseball I could give a shit about, and then spending the rest of the time in the June sun watching my sons baseball team play in a tourney is a humble brag, then I stand convicted.

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I'm sorry you have to drive through the entirety of Iowa

edit: also...every time I see "Cart with GPS" I have to wonder how those things are working these days. We had a fleet of carts with GPS about 15 years ago and the things were trash...your yardage would vary 10 to 20 yards while the fucker was parked.

When was that ever up for debate? Just giving you the Leery business.

I know my wife is going to make me stop at the Amana Colonies.

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Do it. My Fri-Sun may consist of JORR golf outing, Phish show and Indycar at Road America.

I rule.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

So who is our group for this?

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It's not those nuns in Stone Park next to the strip club, is it?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

It looks like your four will be Donspiracy, Spanky, Furious, and you. RPB plays more like I do , so he can play with me.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

No, the Handmaids of the Precious Blood in New Market, Tennessee.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

That sounds like a street gang.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That sounds like a swell time.

I just may have a small Masters souviner for the group.

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Im planning to get there right about 730 to hit up the range and the practice green.

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that gives you plenty of opportunity to talk about spanky

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Note to self:

Get to the driving range before Friday.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Given the weather forecast, don't go tomorrow.

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I plan to talk shit about spanky during his backswing.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The best part about Spany's backswing is that he can only take the club back about halfway because his head is so big.

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spanky's backswing takes 1 soler

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

what happened here

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I enjoyed playing with spanky about 3 years ago. It's that Hawg guy you have to keep an eye on.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

She definitely has a better swing than I, but my tush is tighter.

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-- source

See you guys tomorrow.

Icegirl, if you want to play, let me know. I'm sure we can find a spot for you.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Yep. Somebody needs to make coffee in the morning and refill our drinks all day. And would it kill you to peel the apples before you put them in the pie?

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Well, I was a golf cart girl in my younger days

Have fun out there today. Should be a gorgeous day to be out there. Tempted to take a half day today and play this afternoon since Sunday looks like a washout.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami