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Chus

Post subject: What is the hardest part about rollerblading ?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:59 pm

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Telling your parents you are burrito.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:00 pm

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Chus wrote:

Telling your parents you are burrito.

I don't get it. What about Rollerblading is gay, again?
Ever heard of Chicago In Line Hockey League?

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:06 pm

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yeah...
It's a gae indoor hockey league...

Once they moved the double wheel set to inline is when I hung up the skates.
I'm old school.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:07 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I don't get it. What about Rollerblading is gay, again?
Ever heard of Chicago In Line Hockey League?

Hey, if professional 'rasslin is gay, then rollerblading has to be gay.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:09 pm

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Screw you guys. I'll take you all on with rollerblades with minimal ball grabbing.

But seriously, roller hockey mens league is usually a little cheaper then ice and generally has shorter season lengths, so I used to like it better.

Anyone here still play in a mens roller hockey league?

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:11 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Anyone here still play in a mens roller hockey league?

Used to play CIHL. Would like to rejoin. I haven't split anyone skull open with an unnecessary check in years. I miss it.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:25 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

yeah...
It's a gae indoor hockey league...

Does that apply for ALL hockey?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Darkside wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Anyone here still play in a mens roller hockey league?

Used to play CIHL. Would like to rejoin. I haven't split anyone skull open with an unnecessary check in years. I miss it.

The Chinese Taipei Ice Hockey League?

http://www.cihl.com.tw/

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:36 pm

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Chus wrote:

Telling your parents you are burrito.

But if your parents know you are a rollerblader, then you don't have to tell them you're burrito. They'll already know.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:37 pm

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Killer V wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

yeah...
It's a gae indoor hockey league...

Does that apply for ALL hockey?

that made me laugh HUGE

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spmack

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:44 pm

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Chus wrote:

What is the hardest part about rollerblading ?

Having to keep your balls tucked into your cut off jeans.

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suckers playground

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

agreed. my family was too cheap to sign me up for ice hockey when i was a kid, so that's why i played baseball - the punchline i like to tell is that for hockey, we'd have had to put about 2 grand into gear and signup fees, while the ballpark was right down the street and i already had a glove, the decision was easy.

that said, in high school my friends and i would pool together as much money as we could to rent out franklin park ice rink once a month, and in the meantime (weather permitting) we'd play inline @ the rec center, where they'd built an outdoor rink seemingly just for us, as we seemed to be the only ones who used it. great fun and a good workout - looking back, i'm amazed that i used to skate over to the rink before and after playing hockey all day, when now i drive the same distance (i.e. not far) to buy cigarettes and get a #3 combo from the dunkin donuts.

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suckers playground wrote:

looking back, i'm amazed that i used to skate over to the rink before and after playing hockey all day, when now i drive the same distance (i.e. not far) to buy cigarettes and get a #3 combo from the dunkin donuts.

Is that any worst than the fat women who hop on the bus downtown, just to have it take them to the next stop (a block away)?

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:33 pm

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it's not any worse, which is why i'm ashamed :oops:

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: What is the hardest part about rollerblading ?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:48 pm

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spmack wrote:

Chus wrote:

What is the hardest part about rollerblading ?

Having to keep your balls tucked into your cut off jeans.

Keeping your balance while some guy bangs you from behind?

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:52 pm

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I don't know- ask Mac....

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:56 pm

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:00 am

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Women on rollerblades can be pretty hot-looking.

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