Furious also ran out of beer, drove up to us asking if we had any, and then turned down the ice cold Hamm's I was willing to part with.

Beggars can't be choosers.

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you should give him the Budweiser that was in the craft beer basket.

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Fat chance! As I said when I got the thing, that was the craftiest beer in the bunch!

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I was just glad it was extremely windy.

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You know me like that.

I coulda sworn you said "crappiest" beer in the bunch...

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Dr. Ken was convinced there was a skunk in the woods before he truly knew what was happening in the other cart. Due to windy conditions our contact buzz was kept to a minimum.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I thought that's what he claimed as well.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

No, I said craftiest to make a very poor joke. Laugh if you want, but Budweiser is actually one of my favorite beers.

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Bob The Beer Snob put that basket together and I asked him if the Bud was supposed to be a joke. He said it was some special new Bud that just came out.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I could not get into any kind of groove out there. Just couldn't get a feel for my swing. Great time as usual, though.

Didn't realize the weed smoking was a hot topic. I'll be more discreet next time.


This is simply not true - I was Hunter S. from the get-go.


Not really. More like I flipped my wedge in the air.

Now, what you did on one of the teeboxes - launching your club in a rage as it helicopters away - seems more like "tossing a club."

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I did try to impart some cautionary wisdom about club tossing...not sure it helped.

Personally, I thought the weed was plenty discreet.

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You know me like that.

Right next to Enron. Nice!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I don't think that placement bodes well for your club at all. Is this Dr. Ken's Hall of Malfeasance?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

2018, no reason to be discreet anymore. Plus I'm legal.

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Flip, toss, chuck...all one in the same IMO.

And change the bolded one to MANY

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How does one run out of beer at a outing? You mean in your particular cart right?

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Elections have consequences.

In fairness to the junkies of the A group, the cart girl did not come around nearly as often later in the afternoon as she was early in the round.

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Gotcha. I have also been to ones where there is a refreshment barrel every other or third hole or something.

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Elections have consequences.

The cart girl was ugly as shit, we told her with our eyes to get lost and don't come back.

Now as for those two girls who were driving around selling lottery tickets...


https://media.giphy.com/media/aDn5TEJgAuOf6/giphy.gif

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Agreed. They were the goods.

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Dr. Ken plays a center-shafted putter.

We're out there.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Yeah, shakes was spraying those all over the place. Some of them even had his phone number printed on.

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Had a wonderful time, even after getting shutout of the prizes and raffles. Drank way too much, had me turning my 3 wood into a shovel. I mean like making a divit six inches behind the ball and completely whiffing. Ouch!

Did alright otherwise with some highs and lows through the round. Thank you to JORR for hosting and the rest of the B Team for putting up with me.

It was a touch warm, however with water, some shade and the breeze, it was quite manageable. This is an event everybody should put on their calendar next year.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

So when is the 2019 date for this?

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yeah, i'm in this year...i think.

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@audioidkid

I will let you know as soon as we have it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don