Greetings, Sports Fans!

I am here tonight at the W Hotel, NY, NY, awaiting room service. Monday Night Football is just about to wrap up, and so with some time on my hands, I have decided to post this open call for No! Strings! Attached!, one night only companions. That's right, companions. The more the merrier. If you find this call somehow injudicious or rude, you can sit on it and spin, Sister!

I hope I am writing this in the correct section.

A little bit about me: Famous sportscaster, fit, disease free, 67 years young, lithe, tan, crisp of voice and character. I prefer to bottom but I will top.

A little bit about you: Famous sportscaster, fit, disease free, between the ages of 20 and 80 years old ,tan, crisp, and I would prefer that you prefer to top.

Must be open to: biting, sodomy, knife-play, cross-dressing.

Fatties need not apply.

Now hurry up, because I! am! on! FIRE!

With desire!

YES!

The auburn haired bartender at the W in NYC is a knockout. Why in the hell didn't you just work on her all night? Remember that for your next trip, Marv.