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Killer V

Post subject: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:31 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
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Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
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I know there are many of you out there who are anxious about the upcoming holiday season because you're not sure what to get me. Well, I am nothing if not helpful, so this is what I want this year:

Oh barkeep!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:43 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

That's exactly what I was going to get you - but now you're not on my X-mas list anymore. You've made a different list....

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:05 pm

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Location: My Pants
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Ah... this reminds me of being at the bar with several of the members of Riverdance. The bartender asked if they would like Guiness. One of the guys said "I wouldnt drink that shit off a clean pair of tits". Then they ordered Bud Light. Good times.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:42 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
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pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Ah... this reminds me of being at the bar with several of the members of Riverdance. The bartender asked if they would like Guiness. One of the guys said "I would drink that off a dirty dick". Then they ordered. Good times.

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Jagr Bomb

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:04 am

Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:01 pm
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Location: Finally in the 1000 club
pizza_Place: Deep dish - Giordano's
Regular - Nancys

For the trip to Ireland it says all members of the party must be over 21, yet the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 :?:

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"Mac" I've heard from Hollywood insiders that Jodie Foster is Asexual

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:18 am

Joined: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 pm
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Location: My Pants
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Maybe its like Beerfest, they have to train you before you go there. Of course for an Irish bar, they probably train you by making you drink a lot, punch out a family member and then shit on the car ride home.

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Redneckmommy

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:25 pm

Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:56 pm
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Jagr Bomb wrote:

For the trip to Ireland it says all members of the party must be over 21, yet the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 :?:

no it's when ever you can see over the bar and know what the hell you are ordering

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Jagr Bomb

Post subject: Re: Help from Killer V

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:01 am

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Redneckmommy wrote:

Jagr Bomb wrote:

For the trip to Ireland it says all members of the party must be over 21, yet the legal drinking age in Ireland is 18 :?:

no it's when ever you can see over the bar and know what the hell you are ordering

Unless you're twelve and your parents bring you out and buy you a few glasses of beer - that way you don't even have to go to the bar yourself. Then the local garda (cop) comes in off duty and sits with your parents while you sip on your beer.

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"Mac" I've heard from Hollywood insiders that Jodie Foster is Asexual

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"Jurko" A sexual what Mac? ,,,,,,,Dynamo??

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