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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:49 am

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Barack Obama wrote:

Now see, there are white folks...then there are ignorant motherfuckers like Killer V.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:51 am

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FAIL.

(Maybe I should go start a bracket about something somewhere....)

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I smell a bit....

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Fixed Glee

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:09 pm

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I went to the local alley today for a few quick games to test my skills again, as it'd been many years. And needless to say, I think it'll be many more years again after this event.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:19 pm

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Ryno's Wife wrote:

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Killer V wrote:

OKC, I'm pretty sure RW knows where to find the balls on a guy.

Another woman's purse?

That's just Spanky's balls. I know where most of you boys keep them.

Aw Eliza, that's a shot, isn't it?

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Ryno's Wife

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:48 am

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spanky wrote:

Aw Eliza, that's a shot, isn't it?

Nah, not really. You are one of my board favorites, actually!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:51 am

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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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Y'all should just bang and get it over with. I can feel the sexual tension from here.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:20 am

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Fixed Glee wrote:

I went to the local alley today for a few quick games to test my skills again, as it'd been many years. And needless to say, I think it'll be many more years again after this event.

y'know, Glee, it will be funny if I actually know you already...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:22 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Y'all should just bang and get it over with. I can feel the sexual tension from here.

Pot: "Here comes that Kettle brotha...."

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spanky

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:43 am

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spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Y'all should just bang and get it over with. I can feel the sexual tension from here.

Pot: "Here comes that Kettle brotha...."

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FavreFan wrote:

Im pretty hammered right now.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:53 pm

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spanky...I can't remember-are you making it?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:18 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

spanky...I can't remember-are you making it?

Sorry, didn't see this until now.

No. I didn't make it.

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Puckhead

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:34 pm

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Well, I assume I can still post my excuses.

My hawaiin shirt was too tight.
I hadnt thrown much over the past year.
The lanes were too dry leading up to the foul line.
Fred Hubner's soccer bowling bowl had me in shock and awe.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:39 am

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
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I was distracted by SHARK.
The dog ate my score and I was out of the groove.
Not enough drinky.
Too drinky.
My jersey got in the way.
My shoes were too big.
No B for B billboards.
Field turf.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: CSFMB Bowling Event Excuse Thread for Crappy Bowlers

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:58 pm