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I have had enough of Dave.

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Have you had your fill of Degenerate Dave?
Poll ended at Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:05 pm

Fuck yes.	60%	[ 18 ]
No, Dave is my reason for living.	7%	[ 2 ]
I would die without my Dave fix each day.	0%	[ 0 ]
Dave reminds me of 800 lb gorillas.	0%	[ 0 ]
Quaker Oats lower your cholesterol level.	0%	[ 0 ]
Dave should get a girlfriend.	3%	[ 1 ]
Even though I drive a Kia, I still do not dig on Dave	3%	[ 1 ]
More Dave! More Dave!	0%	[ 0 ]
I do not know what to click unless Dave tells me what to click.	3%	[ 1 ]
Subaru Outback and Dave! Fun weekend!	3%	[ 1 ]
Dave as Atreyu in "The Neverending Post".	3%	[ 1 ]
Dave's Farts smell like Tommy Girl.	3%	[ 1 ]
Dave > Jesus Christ our Savior.	3%	[ 1 ]
Dave = Jesus Christ our Savior.	3%	[ 1 ]
I love me some Dave.	3%	[ 1 ]
Low Fat Granola still is loaded with calories and sugar.	3%	[ 1 ]
I could get paid in Dave posts.	0%	[ 0 ]

Total votes : 30

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Evil J.A.C.K.

Post subject: I have had enough of Dave.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:05 pm

Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:41 pm
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Dave Dave Dave. Everything has been all about Dave. I cannot handle any more Dave. What would Dave do? Who does Dave want to fight. Who is Dave going to get into a fight with next? What did Dave buy for his homolove Danny Mac? What will Dave do for dinner tonight? Will Dave get angry at his Douchebag thread? What was Dave thinking? Why did Dave respond to that? What will Dave say for 2 k? How many posts a day will Dave Make?
Dave! Dave!
I dream of Dave now. I cannot watch TV without thinking about Dave. Dave has become the only think on my sunconscious. Dave! Dave!
I wake up in the middle of the night screaming DAVE! DAVE!
I do not even know this bastard. Is he real? Is he a troll?
Does Dave need a vacation? Does Dave need a shrink? Does Dave have a job? Does Dave ever go out with buddies for a beer? Is Dave institutionalized? Should Dave be institutionalized? Dave? Dave? Dave not here man! But he is! He always is. I wager he is here now! He will be the first to reply! Dave! Dave IS here man!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: I have had enough of Dave.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:34 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
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Dave as Atreyu in "The Neverending Post".

:cheers:

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