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Chus

Post subject: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:05 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:35 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
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Location: The Crownville Lab
pizza_Place: Langel's

Waiting for someone to put "Wrong Section"

Right section having to do with Problems Window segment, maybe? :wink:

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hackwilson's ribbies

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:02 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:57 am
Posts: 2104
Location: NW side
pizza_Place: Benny's on 26th in Berwyn

Dude, that shit had me laughing my ass off - now I'm not so pissed off for being at work on a Saturday :lol:

Thanks, Chus!

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:05 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72375
Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

This is a great website. One of my friends told me about it a couple weeks ago. The High Rise Fridge email is probably my favorite.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:32 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen

Handicapped lifters was great...as was the one about the racist microwave buyer...hell, I even laughed at the one with the woodchipper...

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:45 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72375
Location: Palatine
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Actually, now that I'm reading the site again, I think Tyrone's dogsitting Service might be my favorite.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:59 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

In light of recent discussion, the best one has to be the guy with a cat who needs a ride...

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:04 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57176

"I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course)."

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: E-mails from an asshole

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:25 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

I only read a few but the guy who wants the girl to break in his house to feed his gf fish and hide his weed was well done. But the Vegan roommates was awesome. "I dont hunt for food! I just hate deer"

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