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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:04 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I've spent too much time on the board lately as it is.


Hey Rick...takin' a break huh? Is that a Mr. Goodbar?

Yes it is. I needed some chocolate...and I like the peanuts, they add something to it.

Man I hear ya...notice you've been at your computer a lot lately on breaks, what gives?

Oh it's...it's nothing.

Man you were really going at it...I thought maybe something was wrong with the server again.

LOL, no. It wasn't anything like that.

Hah I thought maybe it was facebook but then I thought, he doesn't use facebook. And honestly I don't think facebook is all that special...I think like in a few years it won't even be around anymore.

Uh...hmhm. W--we...ll...s-sure.

I mean it's like none of us know any of that anymore, right? Like my girlfriend was on facebook and noticed about 4 or 5 friends aren't on there anymore...I think it's dropping in popularity actually. Oh cool, they still got grape soda.

Y-yes well...we...don't know...I...I gotta get back--

Now see that's something you can look at. They brought back grape soda. And facebook may be losing people. Be pretty sweet if that was the trend...you know, old things making a comeback. Hell, maybe Jack in the Box will come back, and McDonald's will go the way of the Moa, you know what I'm sayin?

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LOOK! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN!

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They brought back grape soda. And facebook may be losing people. Be pretty sweet if that was the trend


That's not even a possibility if you are even remotely in tune with trending or knowing what it means in terms of consumerism! AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FACEBOOK?

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maybe Jack in the Box will come back, and McDonald's will go the way of the Moa


Jack in the box? JACK IN THE BOX? ARE YOU THAT DIM? ARE YOU--AND WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE MOA? HM? WHAT IS THAT...WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?



Whoa, whoa, whoa man...what's with all the quotes? I don't know it's an expression isn't it?

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it's an expression


No. No it isn't. The expression is "Going the way of the Dodo", NOT the Moa.


Why do you keep quoting me? Dude, chill out. And you just squeezed that chocolate bar all over you...man it looks like you shit in your hands! HAHAHAHAH!

What? But I...oh...oh my God...

Welp. Ima drink my grape soda and get back to work. Maybe I'll hit up a Jack in the Box on the way home, if there is one.

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Maybe I'll hit up a Jack in the Box on the way home, if there is one.


And there isn't. There aren't nearly enough Jack in the Boxes to make your point even the most remotely relevant to--


Oh...you're gone.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:48 am 
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Nevermind.

I figured this idea would die shortly after I posted it.

Moral of the story? Never try.
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I would've liked to see Jimmy Reardon battle against Baby McNown for Politics section supremacy in an officially judged match.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I would've liked to see Jimmy Reardon battle against Baby McNown for Politics section supremacy in an officially judged match.


This would be a one sided event that is over before it started.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:41 pm 
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We've got 5 participants:

Suckers Playground

Panther

Bucky Chris

T-Bone

sjboyd


Any takers for the sixth spot to make things even?
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
We've got 5 participants:

Suckers Playground

Panther

Bucky Chris

T-Bone

sjboyd


Any takers for the sixth spot to make things even?



Can you define even????

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Can you define even????


Well... as even as brackets will allow with 6 participants?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:49 pm 
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I'll set the cut-off time at 10:00pm CST for any late entrants.

If no one else joins up, I'll pick the seeds tonight and make the threads.
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'll set the cut-off time at 10:00pm CST for any late entrants.

If no one else joins up, I'll pick the seeds tonight and make the threads.


The number 1 seed should post a pic of themselves standing behind a podium.

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I'll enter, but only if I can use a teleprompter.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:11 pm 
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Ok, here are your 5 brave competitors and their seeding (randomly assigned):

1) Suckers Playground

2) Bucky Chris

3) T-Bone

4) sjboyd0137

5) Panther Pisla

Seed 1 will have a bye this first round. Seed 2 will face 5; 3 will face 4.

Threads to be posted shortly.
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If this turns into an actual master bater contest let me know. :thumleft:
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Can we heckle people? name call?
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Can we heckle people? name call?


Absolutely.
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Tall Midget wrote:
I would've liked to see Jimmy Reardon battle against Baby McNown for Politics section supremacy in an officially judged match.


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I can't believe there are only six of us that signed up. All in favor of conscription say "Die!"

"Die!"

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Also, not to nit-pick, "defense" and "opposition" are a little unclear. Yea or nay might be more appropriate.

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rogers park bryan
PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:19 am 
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Nevermind.

I figured this idea would die shortly after I posted it.

Moral of the story? Never try.

Youre right.


This is like watching the Seinfeld characters try to find other shows.

Ugie you hit it big with the Boredom series. Its over.
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rogers park bryan wrote:
This is like watching the Seinfeld characters try to find other shows.


hey, SHARK loves him some "new adventures of old christine" on the "U"
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spanky wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Let's

All of us?
Krazy Ivan wrote:
just

You say "just" as if it's some simple task. If I ask you to "just" lay down on the interstate, would it be that easy then?
Krazy Ivan wrote:
save time

Can you really ever save time? I mean, wear would you keep it? Oh no answer on that one? I guess you're wrong again.
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and give it to Richard...

I'm sure you'd love that.




I agree. This contest is over.
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Thats good. Many have parodied Rick's quote fetish, but few have nailed it like that. Well Done
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