I've got two for this crucial preseason tuneup I'm looking to sell. I'd like to get $200 for the pair. Anyone interested?

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Don't take it personally.

Nah, I'll probably watch on TV.

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I like the half assed salesmanship in the first sentence.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I wouldn't go if you paid me $200.

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Now we see where JORR's crusade against smart fans who watch football on television comes from.

Rich guys attempting to shame the middle class for their own profit is sad to see.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

For the record, that's less than face. I wouldn't have the balls to ask full price, even for the all-important third preseason game. I just thought I would give first crack to you guys at Chicago Television Fans Message Board.

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Don't take it personally.

You need to establish a need first, then trial close and then close for the business. Hard close.

Get back to me when you do some pre-call planning and execute.

Thanks.

throw in some sort of "bonus" item and you can charge over face value as a season ticket holder. maybe offer up one of your ex's nude self-portraits with the tickets.

What a benevolent rich guy!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Said like a true chemical hawk.

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Would you consider interesting trades?

I have a truckload of expired ginseng.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

are those 50 yard line of the media deck for $100 a piece? i feel guilty selling my pre-season tickets for $20 each.

They're not exactly the 50, but they're really good seats.

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Don't take it personally.

I'll trade you a gift card from an old Greek diner for the tickets.

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Scorehead will give you $1000, you just have to mail him the tickets first.

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I would buy them for $20.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share


“We cannot turn away from this truth in this election, putting patriotism ahead of partisanship is not an aspiration —it is our duty.” -Liz Cheney

JoeOrr if you donate them you can write off the full face value. That might end up working out better for you than trying to sell them.

You don't even know what a write off is.
Do you?
No, I don't.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'll buy you a couple Miller Lites tomorrow for the pair. Looks like that's your best offer, amigo.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

IF they're still available I would be interested. Not at that price though. I imagine someone may pay for them.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share


“We cannot turn away from this truth in this election, putting patriotism ahead of partisanship is not an aspiration —it is our duty.” -Liz Cheney

I'll trade a vintage near-mint menu from the now closed Angel's up on Harlem not too far from the also now closed Mont Clare Lanes..

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Next year, call up De Paul Prep and pledge the pre season tickets as a raffle prize at their next fundraiser.

People will overbid for any Bears tickets in this situation and you will look like a champ.

As for this week, give them to a mid to low level client.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If someone I was in business with offered me free tickets to a preseason sporting event, I would stop doing business with them.

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JORR did this for a pre-season game last year too.

I think he is a closet Bears season ticket holder.

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JORR, give them to a jockey from Arlington in exchange for a horse that he knows will win at double digit odds. Happens a lot......I'm told.

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Put them into your golf outing raffle and take out the 1 hour of tech support.

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Sorry, JORR - fanXchange via Groupon already has you beat:

https://www.groupon.com/deals/fanxchange-chicago-bears

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Not a mult.

I'm sure your account would be missed.

I offered mine for the last game to a guy who refers me work and he was thrilled. He said he never has gone to a game. He couldn't thank me enough.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That guy sounds like a moron.

Why not just box up a turd and send it over via Fed Ex? It would be just as valuable.

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