Adrenaline Sports Management is hosting the fifth annual Windy City Cornhole Classic which is one of the largest bags tournaments in the Midwest. It will be held on July 9, at the Sears Centre in Hoffman Estates. We are expecting around 500 participants. The divisions will be competitive doubles & singles, social doubles & singles, Kidz, and Beer & Bagz. For registration please visit us at www.chicagocornholeclassic.com.

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for BoysTown to host this event?

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A few guys here have been playing Classic Cornholes with each other for a few years now.

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I had a night of Beer, Bagz, and Cornholes once.

Once.

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You know me like that.

Upon looking at the website provided, it appears that this little event is presented by something called Adrenaline Sports Management. The last time I checked, the idea of this being an "Adrenaline Sport" seems a little ludacris. I'm fairly certain that I have never played bags while sober, and the only time I've ever gotten a little rush of adrenaline out of the activity was when Lipid whacked Panther with a toss as last year's Darksideapalooza.

I also contend that this is not a sport, but that's a discussion for a different day.

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I saw a commercial yesterday for Subway that featured a bunch of athlete's talking about training and eating Subway. It also featured a Nascar driver, which made it very eye-roll worthy....

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What is Beer & Bagz? A combo beer drinking competition and bags?

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You know me like that.

Reminds me of that scene in Kingpin when dude is talking about being around all these great athletes and they're all 350lbs and old and smoking.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

To me, any activity that can be performed to some extent while drinking and/or smoking (or both at the same time) do not qualify as sports. And away we go...

BOYD'S LIST OF ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE TRY TO PASS OFF AS SPORTS, BUT REALLY AREN'T
Bowling
Golf
Frisbee (ultimate and golf)
Poker
Bags
Darts
Billiards
Softball
Volleyball (the version played at the park and/or parties)
Auto Racing
Horse Racing
Wheelchair Basketball (lazy fuckers are just sitting around)
Table Tennis

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I could've have used you when Ugie's head was about to explode while arguing about golf with me.

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I know the activities listed are some of your favorites...I should have included video games in the list too.

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Should have included fishing.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think a "Boyd's List of..." might make a fun Friday Boredom Thread.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Dammit...I forgot about fishing

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You can do a lot of things while drinking or smoking if you have no further interest in...you know...being alive.

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You know me like that.

For those that don't think golf is a sport, go and walk a long 18 hole course while carrying your bag.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The pros don't even do that.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

None of the pros carry their bag.

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Smoking and drinking are not always requirements, but in this case, these guys are driving around making left handed turns. This theory is not a popular one with my dad either (he's a huge NASCAR fan)...he get's pissed when I refer to it as a "Redneck Turning Contest"

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How to know when you're on someone's ignore list:

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

We posted that at the exact same moment. How about great minds think alike?

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IMU thinks I'm too stupid to understand such complex... stuff.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Good rule of thumb: If whites do it better than blacks it's not a sport.

Schaumburg elitist.

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You know me like that.

Fixed.

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There are only four sports: Baseball, Boxing, and Horse Racing, and Advancing an Object to a Goal (this includes football, soccer, hockey, and basketball)

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

"Being happy" is not a sport.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Youre right because Jewish people are happy and Jewish people and sports...

What about their utter domination of an entire era of boxing?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I was kidding.

Sandy Koufax, Shawn Green, Shakes


After they dominated boxing, because economically they had to, they moved on to Hollywood.

They are still there.