My concern and disappointment is growing here- no CLH, no Bagels, and no Chus.

I feel like Matt McDermontt in AC where he's looking for a game, and he ends up with the usual suspects from the Chesterfield.

I don't like white rappers.

Wish I could, but I won't be able to make it.

Ha, sorry man. My daughter might have tore her meniscus at dance last night so I'm heading over to the orthopaedic surgeon in a bit to find out. I'm having her wear her hat Pedro Strop style at the appointment.

Shoulda had her in travel baseball despite what CH said about dance.

I don't like white rappers.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

I don't like white rappers.

So, the fathead Frank is definitely going in the fire pit, right?

Sini, no. CH and I have an implicit understanding to not antagonize one another. That would be a macroaggression.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

We will be there...doesn't look like there will be an additional Boyd until Tuesday...

Really? Nobody? Alright...

BREEDS JUST FINE!

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

We will be there...doesn't look like there will be an additional Boyd until Tuesday...

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Ok I've gotten a couple pm asking so screw it here's the deets.
Anytime after 1.
Parking gets weird and hard by 5ish.
If you can do it without being a dickmouth, you can park on the lawn. No lawn jobs, Panther.
I'll have a few 30 packs of rolling rock, high life and bud lite. Feel free to bring whatever you want if that cheap shit ain't blossoming your roses.
People usually bring something to throw on the grill and share a bit. Don usually demands someone else cook his food. If you prefer, you can just run up to the fest for food. There are several restaurants offering their wares there and there's carnival food too.
I'll have chips and pretzels and dip and some shit like that but if you wanna bring an appetizer 9r something that's groovy.
There's going to be a charcoal grill and a gas grill available.
See hockey gay for appropriate places to receive blowjobs.
If you want to bring a tent, that's cool. I have one spare bedroom with a bed but I'm pretty sure dibs were called on that. There's that bar room or whatever that I can pop an inflatable mattress in and that's not been called for dibs yet but last year I think FavreFan died in there after humping the old bag.
Please don't burn my furniture.
We'll have a nice bonfire at dusk. If Frank is in charge of feeding it it will probably be out of control.
That's all I can thing of at the moment.

I'm out. I've slept 6 hours this entire week due to wicked insomnia. Even now I'm just sitting here, staring at the wall, hoping I can sleep again one day, hoping I can catch up on sleep on the weekend. This sucks considering im easily the most loved member of the board and everyone wanted to see me and my fiance's massive tits. You're all gay anyways, burritos!!!

Love you all.

CUBS!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

RW, Don, DW, IMU, Boyd, Doug, Tad, Denis and more are in attendance so far. Don is wearing a legendary shirt that he does not want posted on the board. Must be in attendance to witness.