Best part of the night was the following exchange between old german guy and Mitch:

Mitch: Hoffy, you know I am half German.
Old German Guy: Which half is German?
Mitch: Uh... my Moms side.
Old German Guy: (now touching Mitch near the neck and running his finger down his sternum) I mean, which half of your body is German?
Mitch: Well, my right half cause thats where my beer is.

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Maybe I'll bring a stroller to that Local H show.

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I agree with the whole stroller thing. The worse parents are the ones with the $1K double jogging stroller that just stop in the middle of the road, aimlessly look in the air then do a complete turn around with out saying exuse me. When we went to German Fest back in sept/oct last year with the pookers and my parents to see the parade, we brought the umbrella stoller just in case she got tired. Half the time it was folded up because someone was carrying her or she walked and always we sais excuse me and sorry.

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