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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:19 am 
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Semi-related, but I don't like Boyd and I'd gladly shove Planters dry roasted peanuts down his throat until he suffocates.


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Now I just need Dr. Ken to show me how to dress him in a Razorback helmet, shoulder pads and jersey and it would be full of win. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:32 am 
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That should be my avatar.

Here you go:

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As far as avatars go, that is spectacular...

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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I'm running a far distant second to sini in the "Creepy Stalkerish Obsession over a Female Celeb" category.

I'm a lock for Felon of the Year.

I also now qualify to defend my title of Comeback Poster of the Year due to my recent hiatus.


oooh nice shot, see the funny thing is by most classical definitions i haven't stalked this bitch... i haven't left my arse or even physically moved an inch in any direction that would get me there... and by this point i'm pretty heavily monitored so what would the point be? i just trolled the shit out of the messageboards that i was on about it. i was the one getting dead birds dropped off in front of my driveway coinciding with messages about how you have to "do things you don't want to do" --- you kind of get used to it after awhile.

it was all an elaborate joke on my part because, quite honestly, a lot of weird shit happens when i get away from my BFF ron long enough to get a proper head about myself. it's fucked. the only thing i could do to fight back was to dive in head first and hope there was water in the pool halfway down (there wasn't) and just kick back and watch the relative trails of destruction my internet shit talking can raise up.

for what it's worth, i'm studying "the beat generation" nowadays cuz i'm pretty sure i can wax those charlatans if i ever tried putting out effort at.... anything really. the best part? i'm really not some weird burrito with a god complex like ~85% of them were.

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This is amazing...

...it's what I imagine the monster would be in Ghostbusters if they had gone with a ham company instead of marshmallows.


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This is amazing...

...it's what I imagine the monster would be in Ghostbusters if they had gone with a ham company instead of marshmallows.

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This is amazing...

...it's what I imagine the monster would be in Ghostbusters if they had gone with a ham company instead of marshmallows.



Make a hologram image of this walking through the Afghanistan hills and watch 'em run ....

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lipidquadcab wrote:
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This is amazing...

...it's what I imagine the monster would be in Ghostbusters if they had gone with a ham company instead of marshmallows.



Make a hologram image of this walking through the Afghanistan hills and watch 'em run ....

Musical Accompaniment

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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:lol: :lol: + one more :lol: for hitting on a NIN song I'm actually familiar with ....

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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Worst jokes is UMN. The 'Cooper is a drunk' "joke" was never funny, and its not even a joke. Coop drinks, we all know it. The trade AA outfielder Kenny Williams Jr is not funny either. He makes EagloJeff look like Carlin.

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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Speaking of Coop and jokes...I heard from some interview that this was his favorite one.

Knock Knock!!

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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The 'Cooper is a drunk' "joke" was never funny,...


Who's joking? Sloshie McDrinkerson is a drunk, and a pissant prairie punk tough-guy on top of it.

And unless the guy is your uncle or something, please don't embarrass yourself by sticking up for him .... at that point your perilously close to standing up for Bernie Brewer.


... Up yours, Franklin ...

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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To whatever extent pitching coaches have an effect, he seems pretty good at his job. I don't think it's embarrassing to stick up for him in that extent. We all know LaRussa loved the hooch and RPB says he's the best manager of all time. I'll take the drunk guy who's good at his job.

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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To whatever extent pitching coaches have an effect, he seems pretty good at his job. I don't think it's embarrassing to stick up for him in that extent. We all know LaRussa loved the hooch and RPB says he's the best manager of all time. I'll take the drunk guy who's good at his job.


That's all well and good, but ya can't defend either guy as not being drunks when there's more than a modicum of evidence to support said statement. Being good at one's job doesn't cancel out being a deustchebank, drunk, dickface, dipshit, dullard, dong-whistler, or a dog-diddling-dandy.

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beervendor, though he ain't around all that often.

It's really only between them two. I'd lean towards beervendor because of eligibility issues with Dewskie.

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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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 Post subject: Re: Year End Nominees
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Im still going with beervendor as ROY. Dewskie isnt a rookie. Thats been clearly established.

Poster of the Year, to me, is a three way tie at the top right now between Dave in Champaign, Curious Hair, and good dolphin.

I have no idea what the Thread or Post of the Year favorite is right now.

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Curious Hair locked up Poster of the Year with the BINGO THAT and the Townstone Financial parody, and one of those is Post of the Year.

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Curious Hair locked up Poster of the Year with the BINGO THAT and the Townstone Financial parody, and one of those is Post of the Year.


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Curious Hair as poster of the year is a movement I started. Glad others have joined.


The post of the year thing is difficult. Those two are definitely in. We should try and keep a running tab of just posts that qualify. (That'd be a good thread.)


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Curious Hair as poster of the year is a movement I started. Glad others have joined.


The post of the year thing is difficult. Those two are definitely in. We should try and keep a running tab of just posts that qualify. (That'd be a good thread.)

Um...

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Im still going with beervendor as ROY. Dewskie isnt a rookie. Thats been clearly established

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Curious Hair as poster of the year is a movement I started. Glad others have joined.


The post of the year thing is difficult. Those two are definitely in. We should try and keep a running tab of just posts that qualify. (That'd be a good thread.)

Um...

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Curious Hair as poster of the year is a movement I started. Glad others have joined.


The post of the year thing is difficult. Those two are definitely in. We should try and keep a running tab of just posts that qualify. (That'd be a good thread.)

Um...

I mean just for the posts of the year. Not all the nominations.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Curious Hair as poster of the year is a movement I started. Glad others have joined.


The post of the year thing is difficult. Those two are definitely in. We should try and keep a running tab of just posts that qualify. (That'd be a good thread.)

Um...

I mean just for the posts of the year. Not all the nominations.

Not necessary. Dont step on my toes Bryan. This aggression will not stand, man.

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Ha!

I just think it would be cool to have all those actual posts all in one thread


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Who's the guy who started teasing LoHo about "shake that"? He is Poster of the Year. Everytime I see that,it cracks me up.

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Who's the guy who started teasing LoHo about "shake that"? He is Poster of the Year. Everytime I see that,it cracks me up.

Thank you, Jimmy.

That was not this year though.


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