Ok. It doesn't matter that you don't believe me. Who cares? But why do you think it's so unbelievable that I was there? Like it is something that could never happen. That makes me laugh.

Sure, and you having sex with a woman that wasn't paid or chained up COULD happen. But as usual, DID NOT HAPPEN.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I guess you got me. You guys always get me good.

Spiralstairs: Eat shit Beardown.

Beardown: Yes sir.

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It was interesting to hear various theories on your mults or whether you're flying solo. At least I got to meet SH. Wish you were there. I lost $15 on that bet.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Baby Mac showed up. Good guy IRL, despite not buying drinks yet.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Damn I left too soon and came home to an empty house. I hope my wife isn't chained to BD's furnace.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Don't pay up.

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I was told you are the reason I knew where the board table was. Shortly after I got there I heard somebody yell "will somebody get Leash a drink?!?!"

Now I know why double F was so concerned about the Dakota Pipeline.

He knows a thing or two about spillage.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Jay Leno wants his monologue joke back.

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A particularly brutal night for me.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Why didn't any of you pussies boo the long winded craps?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Julie Dicaro: Why is being called a "pussy" considered an insult?

Good Dolphin:

I - and I gathered pretty much everyone who wasn't standing around up front like it was a wake, which it was - couldn't make out word one for the entirety of my time there, including the latter half of Spiegs/Rozner when nobody was there. The acoustics and speaker system at that place suck more shit than a septic serviceman working overtime.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I forgot to mention that I had a nice 15-second conversation with Les in the can. Yes, we both had our pants on. Something along the lines of me saying it was nice to see/hear him while the sun was up for a change, and his reply was stumbled around it's always a nice day to be alive when the sun's out.

Maybe he has Vitamin D deficiency issues, maybe he's afraid of vampires; I can't be sure. What I do know is that I live in abject poverty and he's been on the radio for 83 years. I can shit an office chair up as well as the next fella. It's a very unfair world.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That mr mouth should have been harassed until he either cried or started to throw hammers

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Also in attendance at a table far, far away from the good and decent folks there to honor me was Grid ... and, while I can't be certain as I haven't seen her since Bowling II and nearly turned to stone then, I think we had a CGS sighting as well. If it wasn't her, then I can't possibly imagine why he was so vigorously waving in a short but particularly striking physical calamity on the order of, say, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius with what appeared to be a Raggedy Ann wig on. I thought about yelling "Hamas-loving baby killer!" but the waitress had brought me another Gentleman Jack, so my mouth was needed elsewhere.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Great times!

Good finally meeting leash, and meeting SpiralStairs. Don tiny, FF, Furious, JORR, Baby, great seein ya.

I think the floor had more to drink than FF did.

Big Retirement Reveal: BEARDOWN IS TERRY BOERS!

Merry Christmas, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

"Night" is an interesting way to describe the hours between 1 and 6.

fair

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Or three

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Hawaii (fuck) You

When Baby Mcnown came up and asked where leash was, I got nervous for a second. Thought maybe bigfan had put out a hit.

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Bernstein: All my childhood friends are smarter than I am.

FF: You didn't grow up with Abbatacola?

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Hahaha. And Bernsie laughed too. Fuck you guys were awesome.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I think he was wearing a Members Only jacket too.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I only wish I was that cool.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley