Does the kid need more cowbell?

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

yes, always make sure you have a getaway car, just in case.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Best of luck you guys. I look forward to seeing some good stories.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Don & Furious are rocking blue shirts. I am in my Disney purple shirt. Furious was giving me some chipping lessons on the Range, and Don was hitting the ball well.

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Good luck boys.... Should be a glorious day for some golf. Looking forward to reading a recap or even in-action reporting

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Bogey, par, birdie, par, par to start. Furious short game is saving us. Don and I are both hitting well, but I am not dialed in on my direction and Don not on his distance.

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Sounds like it may be a battle to break 70.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

donspiracy drains the 12 footer to take us to -1.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Someone make a "Breaking News" picture in the Ugie thread for this. Like a picture of a guy with a large package taking a leak.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Still -1 at the turn. I am not playing my best. Furious has saved us MANY times. We just pissed away about a 5' biridie putt

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The wheels have fallen off. Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled on a long par 4, carding a double

+2 thru 15

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I thought this thread was about golf.....

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Double bogey in a scramble is a bad feeling. I've certainly been there before. Haha

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It was fucking terrible, Hank. 440 yard par 4, and I hit one of my better drive of the day leaving us 190 to the front of the green. It was incredibly atrocious after that

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JORR and donspiracy fucking cleaned up at the dinner. JORR won $500 1st place 50/50 and the scotch package. Don once again won the IT support package, the Arlington Park package and the wine package (w/JORR-selected Italian wines).

Furious didn't win dick.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Big Cock Boyd just made an appearance at Joe Orr Social Club. He is presently living the High Life.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

So Furious was MVP but got skunked in the prize dept?

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

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@audioidkid

God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.

Legit. The clubhead went further than the ball.

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This will have to suffice:

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Don't take it personally.

You drunks

Ugie, it wasnt that bad. We all had good shots, Furious had the most though. None of us capitilized enough for birdies though.

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I have a club head sitting in my car that I acquired at a charity thing last year. Friend had some old clubs and had his driver give out on the 14th hole. Been meaning to take it to the trophy shop and converting it into an award for shortest drive or most comical shot for this fundraiser. And the head went about twice as far as ball when he did it.

All the benefits of drinking without having to golf. Winning.

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Jorr, who are your wingmen?

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

I believe that is Caller Bob on the right and Regular Reader on the left.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Good guess.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

The real disappointment was the partner couldn't make it.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Jorr always surrounded by "partners". Things that make you go hmmmmm

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Hawaii (fuck) You

i guess the big swingers like FRANK had a good time??

not that playing golf in illinios in june isnt impressive.......... lol

maybe i shoud move the AZ ROZATIS OPEN to elk grove!!!! thats where the real players are!!!!!!!

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yeah, It's Big Brane!