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Beardown

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:00 pm

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Once again, Spaulding can't play. She's a girl. If you don't want to be the cheerleader, Spaulding, you can be the trainer.

Dress up in a nurse outfit and tend to our groin and/or hamstring injuries.

Last edited by Beardown on Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:03 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Once again. Spaulding can't play. She's a girl. If you don't want to be the cheerleader, Spaulding, you can be the trainer.

Dress up in a nurse outfit and tend to our groin and/or hamstring injuries.

Afraid she'll school you? :lol:

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:09 pm

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I want to know what did Beardown delete/edit.

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:14 pm

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Can I get a show of hands of how many other guys 6' 4" or taller can't dunk?

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:14 pm

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

I want to know what did Beardown delete/edit.

It was disgusting, but hilarious.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:17 pm

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I'm in (if you'll have me).

Nah, not me, but try spmack.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:17 pm

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If Grid shows up he could field an entire team by himself

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:18 pm

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NSJ wrote:

Coach Crapowski wrote:

I want to know what did Beardown delete/edit.

It was disgusting, but hilarious.

Is that all you you're going to tell me? Paraphrase at least!

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Beardown

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:18 pm

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I put a comma instead of a period after "One again". That's all I did. I'm really neurotic when I notice my grammar errors.

Another option for Spaulding. She can be the water girl. Not your typical water girl. We'll put Spaulding in a cocktail waitress outfit. Like the girls in Vegas wear.

She can serve cups of water to us, on a tray, while wearing high heels. :lol:

I'm trying to be a male chauvinist while fulfilling all of my sexual fantasies. :lol:

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:21 pm

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Beardown wrote:

I'm trying to be a male shovenist while fulfilling all of my sexual fantasies. :lol:

Yup!

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Beardown

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:22 pm

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I fixed "shovanist" before you caught me. :lol:

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:24 pm

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Oh well. This board has gone PC too.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:25 pm

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Beardown wrote:

I fixed "shovanist" before you caught me. :lol:

You're a spelling chauvinist, Beardown.

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Beardown

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:42 pm

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Don't I feel like the idiot. I googled the letters and it came out the way I originally spelled it.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:51 pm

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

for a while Pargo used to come by with a young dude and teach him how to defend and charge.

It was probably his brother, who is now a cornerstone of the Gonzaga team.

and no, i am not playing

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:28 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Why not, shirts vs. blouses worked for Prince against Charlie Murphy.

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WestmontMike

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:39 pm

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You're black??!!! .... I had no idea

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:41 pm

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I dunno, Nas. Thats pretty much what I assumed about you and Kid as well.

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Beardown

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:57 pm

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I thought you were a gang banger Nas. In fact, that was the only reason I liked you.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:13 pm

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Nas wrote:

NSJ wrote:

Overheard at the CSFMB Hoops game:

Nas: Travel! That was a travel!

FarveFan: What ever you say, Nas.

Nas: Oh, I see. We're playing prison rules, huh?

Only 2 stereotypes today? The snow must be bothering you. No trolls today? You're saying because I'm black I'm a criminal and because I'm black and had to spend time in jail that I'm also gay. Did I get that right?

Care to add a :wink:

, Nas?

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Spaulding

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:06 pm

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At least you are allowed to play. Would you prefer to be asked to dress up in a nurse outfit and tend to groin/hamstring injuries or a vegas water girl?

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:08 pm

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Let Spaulding play. If nothing else, you old farts can always use a sub.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:13 am

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Spaulding can play

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Bagels

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:42 am

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She should probably be careful when posting up

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:09 am

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I insist on being skins. Who wants to guard the sweaty, hairy, fat man?

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:02 am

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There's a gym in Evanston we could rent for $65/hr.

Of course the cash would be needed up front in this scenario...

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:17 am

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Killer V wrote:

There's a gym in Evanston we could rent for $65/hr.

Of course the cash would be needed up front in this scenario...

So who wants to pick up my tab? Anybody?

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:21 am

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Killer V wrote:

There's a gym in Evanston we could rent for $65/hr.

Of course the cash would be needed up front in this scenario...

So who wants to pick up my tab? Anybody?

It may not be the best option, but it's an option.

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spmack

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:26 am

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Im sure everyone knows someone who has a Y membership that has a free pass. Either that or just find a spot that has a $5 open gym.

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Killer V

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:37 am

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I still think the church angle is best. It seems like every church has a gym.

C'mon churchies, God wants us to play basketball in your gym.

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