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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:55 pm ]
Post subject:  To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs

What the blue fuck were you eating? Jesus Christ, it looks like you were eating... I dunno 10 lbs of creamed spinach and something really, really blue.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:55 pm ]
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Are you selling it?

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:56 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Are you selling it?

I discovered last weekend that everything, ultimately, is for sale.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:00 pm ]
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This should be a poll so we can vote and guess.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:34 pm ]
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Popeye got sick after eating smurfs. Only in Lakemoor.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:36 pm ]
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It might've been some random passerby that, to their great surprise, saw Frank's 'escapades', if you know what I mean.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:13 am ]
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I don't know if that was vomit. It looked like that green stuff they spray on the side of the road to get grass to grow. If it is vomit, then I also would like to know what in the blue-green fuck you were eating.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:14 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I don't know if that was vomit. It looked like that green stuff they spray on the side of the road to get grass to grow. If it is vomit, then I also would like to know what in the blue-green fuck you were eating.

It was puke. Unmistakable odor.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:44 am ]
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Weren't some of the jello shots blue? Maybe it was someone who had more than a few of those?

"honked" :lol:

Author:  denisdman [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:47 am ]
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It was some beta male who ate too much kale, organic blue corn chips, and drank recycled, fermented toilet water.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:58 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
It was some beta male who ate too much kale, organic blue corn chips, and drank recycled, fermented toilet water.
Kirkwood wasn't there.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:31 am ]
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DS,

Just hose it down and you will be good to go.



What does your wife think of your buddies?
She must be a real saint to put up with the drunken antics of your "crew".

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:35 am ]
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She is usually the one leading the charge at this shindig! :lol:

Author:  IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:51 am ]
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Yeah...she might be more "crew" than anyone.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:12 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
DS,

Just hose it down and you will be good to go.



What does your wife think of your buddies?
She must be a real saint to put up with the drunken antics of your "crew".

I'm not worried about permanent damage. I was just wondering what the weird fucker ate. Its... weird puke.

And DW... well... Yeah. She likes to party a little bit.

Author:  IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:19 am ]
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You should grab a sample and bring it to a lab. This mystery should be solved.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:20 am ]
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IMU wrote:
You should grab a sample and bring it to a lab. This mystery should be solved.

I tried. It are thru the broom that they also puked on and a good part of the foundation of the stairs.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:41 am ]
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So it was an Alien?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:51 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
She is usually the one leading the charge at this shindig! :lol:

This is entirely accurate.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:11 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
So it was an Alien?

I don't know... I don't ask for green cards of anyone who shows up.

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:51 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Weren't some of the jello shots blue? Maybe it was someone who had more than a few of those?

"honked" :lol:

Yeah, the Jell-O shots were the only blue thing I remember. I had a ton of those, but no spinach dip and definitely didn't puke that night.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:55 am ]
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Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer :lol:

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:48 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer :lol:

Dude you were begging me to pinch your ass who you crappin?

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:53 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer :lol:

Dude you were begging me to pinch your ass who you crappin?


Yeah but that happens regardless of intoxication with spmack.

Or so I've been told.

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