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Author: | Darkside [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
What the blue fuck were you eating? Jesus Christ, it looks like you were eating... I dunno 10 lbs of creamed spinach and something really, really blue. |
Author: | Brick [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Are you selling it? |
Author: | Darkside [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Are you selling it? I discovered last weekend that everything, ultimately, is for sale. |
Author: | IMU [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
This should be a poll so we can vote and guess. |
Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Popeye got sick after eating smurfs. Only in Lakemoor. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
It might've been some random passerby that, to their great surprise, saw Frank's 'escapades', if you know what I mean. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
I don't know if that was vomit. It looked like that green stuff they spray on the side of the road to get grass to grow. If it is vomit, then I also would like to know what in the blue-green fuck you were eating. |
Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:14 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I don't know if that was vomit. It looked like that green stuff they spray on the side of the road to get grass to grow. If it is vomit, then I also would like to know what in the blue-green fuck you were eating. It was puke. Unmistakable odor. |
Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Weren't some of the jello shots blue? Maybe it was someone who had more than a few of those? "honked" |
Author: | denisdman [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:47 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
It was some beta male who ate too much kale, organic blue corn chips, and drank recycled, fermented toilet water. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
denisdman wrote: It was some beta male who ate too much kale, organic blue corn chips, and drank recycled, fermented toilet water. Kirkwood wasn't there.
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Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
DS, Just hose it down and you will be good to go. What does your wife think of your buddies? She must be a real saint to put up with the drunken antics of your "crew". |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:35 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
She is usually the one leading the charge at this shindig! |
Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:51 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Yeah...she might be more "crew" than anyone. |
Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
jimmypasta wrote: DS, Just hose it down and you will be good to go. What does your wife think of your buddies? She must be a real saint to put up with the drunken antics of your "crew". I'm not worried about permanent damage. I was just wondering what the weird fucker ate. Its... weird puke. And DW... well... Yeah. She likes to party a little bit. |
Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
You should grab a sample and bring it to a lab. This mystery should be solved. |
Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
IMU wrote: You should grab a sample and bring it to a lab. This mystery should be solved. I tried. It are thru the broom that they also puked on and a good part of the foundation of the stairs. |
Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
So it was an Alien? |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:51 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: She is usually the one leading the charge at this shindig! This is entirely accurate. |
Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:11 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: So it was an Alien? I don't know... I don't ask for green cards of anyone who shows up. |
Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:51 am ] |
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Tad Queasy wrote: Weren't some of the jello shots blue? Maybe it was someone who had more than a few of those? "honked" Yeah, the Jell-O shots were the only blue thing I remember. I had a ton of those, but no spinach dip and definitely didn't puke that night. |
Author: | spmack [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer |
Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
spmack wrote: Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer Dude you were begging me to pinch your ass who you crappin? |
Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: To whoever honked on the grass next to the deck stairs |
Darkside wrote: spmack wrote: Wasn't me...only had a few drinks...can't get too sloshed in Lakemoor where they would probably pinch my black ass for just a sip of beer Dude you were begging me to pinch your ass who you crappin? Yeah but that happens regardless of intoxication with spmack. Or so I've been told. |
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