I have a yard drainage and re-sod project that I'm looking to get quotes for.

Does the brain trust here have recommendations in the Evanston area?

...OTHER THAN MOVE...

("move" posted in 3...2....)

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Call Juan

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Legalzoom.com

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Burn the yard. Replace with gravel.

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Have you tride calling JUAN,,,,,, ???


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Relocate

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Dig a hole and bury yourself alive.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Go tankless

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You won't get one today.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Dig my own hole?

I'm sorry you're poor.

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You better get on this before Trump deports all of the Mexicans.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ask the president.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I have a guy who does a great job with my yard, but I'm afraid he's probably been rounded up by now.

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I should probably say goodbye to a few of my neighbors, just in case.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

odd. as a suburbanite why would you ever let a person of color on your property?

I built a giant wall around my property.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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He mows my yard for 30 bucks. But don't think I'm gonna offer him a water or anything.

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Well played.

Let him drink from the hose.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I wash my dog's ass with that hose. I don't want him (my dog) to get sick.

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Good thinking. Priorities.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'll do it for free.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

See if Chas will give you a price. He has the time and is not afraid to work.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Kinda far,I don't think he would pony up for transportation money

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Wow, you guys are all assholes to a board luminary.

I know a guy and he said to move.

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Seriously though, checked a few sites and this place seems to get a lot of positive reviews and they have specialties in irrigation:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/taylor-made-la ... gn-chicago

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Thanks Hoffy. I found a few places worth checking out, but I was looking for some personal references.

Instead, I just got my feelings hurt.

Mods, can you open a Safe Space section?

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I think they already have one, its the Mike and Mike section

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I do have a guy. Let me know if you want me to PM you his info.

EDIT: PM sent.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."