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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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sender: bmccown@prodigy.com
to: management@chicagofanatics.com

Hello Cocksuckers,

You can't handle the Baby! Bitches, you run a message that has Trumpettes, and those voters have to be chided by men with intellect. Who's gonna do it? BRick? You, Jorr Nimrod? I have a greater penis size than you can possibly fathom. You cheer for Michael Jordan and you curse LeBron James. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that LeBron's Finals' losses, while tragic, probably weren't his fault. And my posts, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, make sense! You don't want the truth, because deep down inside your asshole- places you explore at swinger parties, you want me in that ass. You need me in that ass. We use words like "DiCaro", "IMU", "JLN". We use these words as slurs on a message board defending Hillary Clinton. You use them as a racist Trumpette. I have neither the blue pills nor the stamina to arouse myself to a trio who posts and PM's about the opinions I profess, and then replies insanely about manner in which I type! I would rather you just said "fuck you", and went to the MWSFMB. Otherwise, I suggest you suck my cock, and swallow the mother lode. Either way, I don't give a runny shit what you think you about the 2018 Finals!

Did I get the job?

BM

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Will we be paid with gift cards?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

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