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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Label Yourself |
Ever find yourself wondering what the world would be like if things had turned out differently? Ever find yourself contemplating the meaning of your insignificant existence? Ever find yourself torn between dozens of potential viewpoints that could explain the complex and often ideologically-driven conclusions that we have accepted as evolved human beings despite the nagging and inextinguishable feeling that no matter what happens, our fate is sealed? Well, fret no more! Please meet our board psychotherapist, Boilermaker Rick! For only $5, he will meet you and pass judgment within moments of your consultation! You will be given a one-word label that will make you stop contemplating anything at all! Don't like computers? You're a meathead! Don't like the Cubs? You're poor! Don't like barbecue? You're a racist! For details, please call 555-RACIST Act now! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
This dark web doesn't seem very intellectual at all. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
Frank Coztansa wrote: This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you. With all due respect, you're retarded. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
leashyourkids wrote: Don't like barbecue? You're a racist! For details, please call 555-RACIST Act now! . if you were a proper racist you'd know the number's 555.1488 |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
leashyourkids wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you. With all due respect, you're retarded. Stay classy, dickface. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
leashyourkids wrote: Ever find yourself wondering what the world would be like if things had turned out differently? Ever find yourself contemplating the meaning of your insignificant existence? Ever find yourself torn between dozens of potential viewpoints that could explain the complex and often ideologically-driven conclusions that we have accepted as evolved human beings despite the nagging and inextinguishable feeling that no matter what happens, our fate is sealed? Well, fret no more! Please meet our board psychotherapist, Boilermaker Rick! For only $5, he will meet you and pass judgment within moments of your consultation! You will be given a one-word label that will make you stop contemplating anything at all! Don't like computers? You're a meathead! Don't like the Cubs? You're poor! Don't like barbecue? You're a racist! For details, please call 555-RACIST Act now! That's Big Doug's old number! |
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| Author: | 312player [ Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
I'm constantly self evaluating, Am I good guy? I say yes. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
PLEASE PUT ME ON IGNORE |
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| Author: | DAC [ Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: PLEASE PUT ME ON IGNORE You can't. I already tried. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
Ready to apologize yet leash? |
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| Author: | America [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
leash is a great guy. Courage to speak his mind (and the truth) when he knows he'll be hated for it |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
Hussra wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Don't like barbecue? You're a racist! For details, please call 555-RACIST Act now! . if you were a proper racist you'd know the number's 555.1488 Great party line |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
the requirement of meeting him is far too high a price to pay for the enlightenment |
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| Author: | IMU [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
Really surprised this thread didn't take off. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
It amuses me every time I read this that it was born out of the fact that I dared to call those who are marching with Nazis about the removal of a statue of a traitor to our country who fought for slavery to still be legal as possibly being racists. |
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| Author: | newper [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Label Yourself |
FrankDrebin wrote: That's Big Doug's old number! Those were great Friday fun... miss them a lot. |
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