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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Molestation chair

Anybody want it for their basement or whatever?
Free.

Author:  donspiracy [ Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

donspiracy wrote:
Really? You damn well know there is one place for that chair to go.

Thrown off the deck into the firepit.

I thought about that.
Burning semen tho...

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Darkside wrote:
Burning semen


I blew a wad of cash on their box set.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:42 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Burning semen


I blew a wad of cash on their box set.


Nicely done.

Author:  T-Bone [ Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

If only there was a CFMB hall of fame, it could have been displayed.

Author:  MajorKong [ Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:00 pm ]
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Image

Rick: Uh, I just don't know if there's a market for this. Maybe if someone famous were molested in it...

Chumlee: I'll take it!

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Do not Google this

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:57 pm ]
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This truly is the darkest timeline.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:38 pm ]
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Last chance fuckos, this thing is curbside in 10 days.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

I'll deliver the christfucking thing!

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

♫ Won't you let me in, molestation chair... ♫

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Donate it to the Salvation Army.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Regular Reader wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

beni hanna wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I think most people have enough semen furniture. Thanks for thinking of us.


Pineapple culture.


I once went to Jewel, spotted an array of pineapples & fell out laughing. I didn't even try to explain to the wife what was so damn funny.

I told mine the scoop. She's now a hound dog on the pineapple scent. It's pretty funny.

I’m so out of the loop. I may need an intervention.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

No clue either

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

The pineapple is the international symbol for hospitality. If you put one on your front porch or put one upside down in your grocery cart you are signaling that you are a swinger.

https://midlifemargaritas.com/2017/01/2 ... le-secret/

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Iirc there was once a great thread about this

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Molestation chair

Spaulding wrote:
The pineapple is the international symbol for hospitality. If you put one on your front porch or put one upside down in your grocery cart you are signaling that you are a swinger.

https://midlifemargaritas.com/2017/01/2 ... le-secret/

I’ve been told before I’m Red Foreman. Fucking Christ, I really am.

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