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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:45 pm 
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I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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When you sit in them, you'll feel so bad that you only paid $100 for the pair you will offer JORR sex with your wife and/or girlfriend.

And you won't even suggest you want to be there for it!

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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When you sit in them, you'll feel so bad that you only paid $100 for the pair you will offer JORR sex with your wife and/or girlfriend.

And you won't even suggest you want to be there for it!


Are you in? Take a Fast Track Personal Day.

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When you sit in them, you'll feel so bad that you only paid $100 for the pair you will offer JORR sex with your wife and/or girlfriend.

And you won't even suggest you want to be there for it!


Are you in? Take a Fast Track Personal Day.

I cannot go. I am taking several days off the following two weeks.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Is it too cold for you Cub fans? Come on, whistler! It should be sunny and in the 50s.

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Best seats I've been in for a Cubs game. Unfortunately when I went the weather was pretty cold and I had two kids with me that complained the whole time.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Best seats I've been in for a Cubs game. Unfortunately when I went the weather was pretty cold and I had two kids with me that complained the whole time.
Shots fired at IMU!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:12 am 
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Softball practice or Id be in. Sorry Joe.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.


Not trolling, promise, but are you a Sox fan that is a Cubs season ticket holder?


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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.


Not trolling, promise, but are you a Sox fan that is a Cubs season ticket holder?


I am a baseball fan who attends MANY games in both parks. Are you in for Friday?

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.


Not trolling, promise, but are you a Sox fan that is a Cubs season ticket holder?



He's a cub fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.


Not trolling, promise, but are you a Sox fan that is a Cubs season ticket holder?


I am a baseball fan who attends MANY games in both parks. Are you in for Friday?


I don't go to April games. Thank you though.


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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I've got two available. Good fucking seats. Come party with JORR. I'm looking to get $50 a piece for them. They're $75 face. T-Bone, IMU, and Denni$ can attest that they're pretty good seats.


Not trolling, promise, but are you a Sox fan that is a Cubs season ticket holder?



He's a cub fan.



Yes. And a Trump voter.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.


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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.



I'll see if I have any for a summer Friday.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.
https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-cubs-ti ... rmer/5644/

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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.



I'll see if I have any for a summer Friday.

Juiced is an enemy of the Subdivision. Make him apologize.

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I would be down if it were not for the Masters weekend.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday Cub Game
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Juiced wrote:
JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.
https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-cubs-ti ... rmer/5644/



I threw them up there last night. Hopefully they sell to a couple hot chicks. There are a bunch of similar seats listed for more than I'm asking and just a couple for less.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Juiced wrote:
JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.
https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-cubs-ti ... rmer/5644/



I threw them up there last night. Hopefully they sell to a couple hot chicks. There are a bunch of similar seats listed for more than I'm asking and just a couple for less.


Dude, the chicks are going to be wearing 9,000 layers of clothes to keep warm. I don't think you'll have to worry about popping a boner no matter how hot they are.


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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.
https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-cubs-ti ... rmer/5644/



I threw them up there last night. Hopefully they sell to a couple hot chicks. There are a bunch of similar seats listed for more than I'm asking and just a couple for less.


Dude, the chicks are going to be wearing 9,000 layers of clothes to keep warm. I don't think you'll have to worry about popping a boner no matter how hot they are.


Maybe we can share the giveaway blanket!

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JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.
https://www.stubhub.com/chicago-cubs-ti ... rmer/5644/



I threw them up there last night. Hopefully they sell to a couple hot chicks. There are a bunch of similar seats listed for more than I'm asking and just a couple for less.


Dude, the chicks are going to be wearing 9,000 layers of clothes to keep warm. I don't think you'll have to worry about popping a boner no matter how hot they are.


And don't make small talk with the blackwatered story.

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Juiced wrote:
JORR you got any tickets for crap games during the summer for cheap. My daughter has been asking to go to a game but I didn't want to spend 300.00 for her to text her friends that she can see K.Bryant and Rizzo on the field.



I'll see if I have any for a summer Friday.

Juiced is an enemy of the Subdivision. Make him apologize.


I traded for D.Cease in my fantasy league. That is the best I can do for an apology.

Doesn't have to be a Friday. Any day is fine.

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I had no idea u guys talked about sports and concerts in this board.

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