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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Professional...I am. |
i passed my professional enginerd exam. i can officially be sued and held accountable for my professional opinion in all things civil engineering. it's been 3 times failing...one time passing. ~$1300 invested to get my paper that says: you are a pro. i always knew i'd go pro.....finally made it. 
this is my dick pic. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:33 am ] |
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Quote: it's been 3 times failing...one time passing.
Good job. We know a guy who took it last year and it was tough for him. It's quite an accomplishment! This is still not a dick picture IMO. |
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| Author: | HappyHour Jason [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:44 am ] |
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CONGRATS Doug!! I am really happy for you! (who do I call to sue you?) 
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:34 pm ] |
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Can you engimineer me a road that leads directly from my patio to the liquor store? That'd be neat. KTHXBAI |
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| Author: | M_C [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:23 pm ] |
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DOUG, congrats! The street lights in my neighborhood are timed for crap, what do you charge an hour (for timing the lights I mean)? |
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:02 pm ] |
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Congrats, Doug!! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:08 am ] |
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Good job doug. That's a tough test. I'm glad to hear you will be able to drive a train now. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:33 am ] |
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Sir Topham Hatt must be very proud of you. Congrats on becomimg a useful engineer. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:36 am ] |
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Good show Doug. Are you demanding a raise? |
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| Author: | Mustang Rob [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Professional...I am. |
doug - evergreen park wrote: i passed my professional enginerd exam.
i can officially be sued and held accountable for my professional opinion in all things civil engineering. it's been 3 times failing...one time passing. ~$1300 invested to get my paper that says: you are a pro. i always knew i'd go pro.....finally made it. this is my dick pic. Congrats Doug, Can we sue you for the opinions expressed on this board? |
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| Author: | Coast2Coast [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:34 pm ] |
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Congratulations, Doug. You will henceforth be known as Doug from Evergreen Park, P.E. Who will be the first board member to think you are into phys. ed?
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| Author: | Stinkfinger The Crow [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:41 pm ] |
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Coast2Coast wrote: Who will be the first board member to think you are into phys. ed?
Better that than a premature ejaculator. |
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| Author: | Mustang Rob [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:53 pm ] |
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Coast2Coast wrote: Congratulations, Doug. You will henceforth be known as Doug from Evergreen Park, P.E.
Who will be the first board member to think you are into phys. ed? or just Doug, EPPE for short. |
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| Author: | OakBrookJoe [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:18 pm ] |
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CONGRATULATIONS |
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| Author: | Houston Homer [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Professional...I am. |
doug - evergreen park wrote: i passed my professional enginerd exam.
i can officially be sued and held accountable for my professional opinion in all things civil engineering. it's been 3 times failing...one time passing. ~$1300 invested to get my paper that says: you are a pro. i always knew i'd go pro.....finally made it. this is my dick pic. Congrats Doug!!! That is so awesome! But I can't get your pic link to work. 
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| Author: | Mopery [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:38 pm ] |
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Quote: Can we sue you for the opinions expressed on this board?
1st, doug would have to pass the test, and i heard that the CSFMB test is a BITCH! |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:00 pm ] |
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mopery, that's unpossible! thanks all. a few points: dolphin, i drove my train to work today. mitch, your lights are controlled by IDOT or the Village Engineer. complain to them. but, i'll charge you $150 to tell you that...invoice is in the mail. mao, buy a cucumber. rob, no. hhj, i'll give you my ex's phone number. you can talk to her. (i'd like to be a fly on that wall.) Reason, it's in the cards...it will be the most signifcant $,$$$-$$,$$$ jump i've ever made. cha-ching!
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| Author: | HappyHour Jason [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:57 pm ] |
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It could have been worse, Doug- In June, Indian farmer Shiv Charan Yadav, 73, failed his high school gateway exams (normally given at age 15) for the 38th time, and what's worse, he had vowed the first time not to marry until he passes; he said he would immediately start studying for number 39. [Reuters, 6-14-07] |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:04 pm ] |
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yeah, i made a similar deal with myself. I wouldn't kill anymore prostitutes until I passed.... 
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| Author: | Darren - Tinley Park [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:36 am ] |
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Congrats Doug. doug - evergreen park wrote: i passed my professional enginerd exam.
But I do have a question (and I'm not being a smart ass) - is that the correct spelling for "enginerd"? |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:28 pm ] |
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i think it is. i didn't invent the term though. engineer + nerd = enginerd. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:29 pm ] |
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doug - evergreen park wrote: i think it is. i didn't invent the term though.
engineer + nerd = enginerd. Really. I just thought it was - engineer = nerd 
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:36 pm ] |
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well...yeah. coolest nerd you know |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:37 pm ] |
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It occurs to me Doug maybe telling the truth about his performance. Engineers are great lovers. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:41 pm ] |
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yes. we are very technical. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:09 am ] |
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Spaulding wrote: It occurs to me Doug maybe telling the truth about his performance. Engineers are great lovers.
No |
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