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Author:  Chus [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:03 am ]
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I have a van for sale. It is a 1982 Chevy G-10 Van. Don't be scared by the age, the van was in Texas until 2002. It belonged to my grandfather in El Paso, until he was no longer able to drive. It has no rust, and runs like a champ.

122,000 miles
305 V-8 ( 4 barrel carburetor)
new battery
new alternator
new speakers (front and back)


PM me, if you or anyone you know, might be interested.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:17 am ]
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Does it come with an air mattress or other sleeping facility?

Author:  Chus [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:20 am ]
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The bench in the back folds out to a bed that two can sleep on.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:20 am ]
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Image
A van you say?

Author:  Chus [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:29 am ]
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It is not parked by a river.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:32 am ]
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BigFan has need of one for the CSFMB van.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:35 am ]
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Chus wrote:
The bench in the back folds out to a bed that two can sleep on.


I wouldn't want it for sleeping. i want it for banging my nurse and teacher whore friends.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:40 am ]
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The floor is actually better for banging. There are two captain chairs up front, a bench in the back, and nothing but soft carpet in the middle. We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:44 am ]
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Chus wrote:
The floor is actually better for banging. There are two captain chairs up front, a bench in the back, and nothing but soft carpet in the middle. We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.



Image

Author:  Chus [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:44 am ]
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Sorry, there is no film footage of Chus in action.

Author:  Darren - Tinley Park [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:35 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
...We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.

So does that raise or lower the selling price of the van?

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Darren - Tinley Park wrote:
Chus wrote:
...We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.

So does that raise or lower the selling price of the van?


Depends on how much "Essence of Chus" there is encrusted on that carpeting.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:57 pm ]
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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:
Darren - Tinley Park wrote:
Chus wrote:
...We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.

So does that raise or lower the selling price of the van?


Depends on how much "Essence of Chus" there is encrusted on that carpeting.


Or Mrs. Chus for that matter....

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:04 pm ]
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I'm shocked the thread has gotten this far without this being posted:

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Author:  M_C [ Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:18 pm ]
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There's been a lot of Van talk lately started by Rodeo Vann joining the board awile back.

They say Missouri is the show me state, sounds like CHUS took them to task

Author:  mr_gimp [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:23 pm ]
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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:
Darren - Tinley Park wrote:
Chus wrote:
...We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.

So does that raise or lower the selling price of the van?


Depends on how much "Essence of Chus" there is encrusted on that carpeting.


I recommend borrowing Dave Savini's Sperm Detector for prospective buyers.

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:05 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
We drove the van from El Paso back to Chicago, and broke the van in at the first rest stop in Missouri.


I've heard no mention of a Chus significant other...only a grandfather... :shock:


:wink:

Author:  Chus [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:30 pm ]
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It was myself and the soon-to-be Mrs. Chus.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:30 pm ]
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I finally sold the van. I was just about to put it up on Craig's list, but a guy called.

Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:57 am ]
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Chus wrote:
I finally sold the van. I was just about to put it up on Craig's list, but a guy called.


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