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doug - evergreen park
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finds me through myspace. no big deal....
we used to "party" (drink beer at parties) together.

so, she asks me "what have you been doing since high school?"
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oh you know...usual life stuff. went to college. met a girl. got married. graduated. got a job. bought a house. got a dog. got divorced. just like everyone else...

How would you guys reply if asked the same question?

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pictures?
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How would you guys reply if asked the same question?


I made a woman climax nine times in one session.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
How would you guys reply if asked the same question?


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I'd have gone with Stink's ainser.
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WestmontMike wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
How would you guys reply if asked the same question?


Posting on CSFMB


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doug - evergreen park
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you did that too Stink?

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you did that too Stink?


I'm at about half that as a total for my entire career.

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First, I would probably clarify:

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Dude, you really shouldn't be talking with Girls from High School at your age.


You know the best thing about High School Girls...

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Thanks for defining "party" for us Doug:P

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The best part is that as soon as I read the title I thought- oh, this has got to be from Doug!!!
Well, you summed up 20 years quite nicely.....
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Thanks for defining "party" for us Doug:P


yeah...I deserved that Frank.


when you grow up two minutes from a corn field..."party" means all kinds of things.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
so this Chick from High School...

This one time, at band camp...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
"party" means all kinds of things.


Just ask this guy.

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How are you going to ask a red X in a box?
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How are you going to ask a red X in a box?


Fixed.

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HappyHour Jason wrote:
How are you going to ask a red X in a box?


Fixed.


Change it back please.
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id like to know whats for sale, or what sort of plugging for what kind of event is going on in this thead? ;)

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We are selling off Doug to a chic he went to high school with.
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On second thought, this is an EVENT- Doug is talking to a chic :lol:
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Thanks for defining "party" for us Doug:P


yeah...I deserved that Frank.


when you grow up two minutes from a corn field..."party" means all kinds of things.


I hear ya!

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=31384

by the way NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Thanks for defining "party" for us Doug:P


yeah...I deserved that Frank.


when you grow up two minutes from a corn field..."party" means all kinds of things.


I hear ya!

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=31384

by the way NOT SAFE FOR WORK.


You should probably put your disclaimer before the website link. That corn was ribbed for her pleasure.

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HappyHour Jason wrote:
On second thought, this is an EVENT- Doug is talking to a chic :lol:


exactly HHJ, i'm "selling" me and hopefully there will be some "plugging"

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
HappyHour Jason wrote:
On second thought, this is an EVENT- Doug is talking to a chic :lol:


exactly HHJ, i'm "selling" me and hopefully there will be some "plugging"


She look better/worse/same as she did in high school Doug?

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Yeah, you better gets pics before it goes too long- a chic can pack on a lot of weight ovre the years....
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Advice from my deceased father in law (Moment of silence, thanks):

Things are never how you remember them....

So if she couldn't suck the chrome off a trailer hitch back then, she might be able to now!
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she looks better actually...

we'll see. it's likely another nothing.

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If her pictures are recent and she's looking good, I would tell her that we should mmet up and talk about the past present and future in person. And if she's hot, hell yeah Id do her.

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