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"You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer.
Understatement of the year.
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| Author: | Sir Luscious Left Foot [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
What's a penis worth? $795,000, court rules Romanian doctor ordered to pay compensation after surgery-gone-wrong The Associated Press Fri., July. 4, 2008 BUCHAREST, Romania - A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation. In July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead of making an incision to the testicle. The Bucharest Magistrates Court ruled Friday that Ciomu had been "superficial" in his approach to the operation, ordered the fine and handed Ciomu a one-year suspended prison sentence. The ruling can be appealed. A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic. "You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
| Quote: "You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer. Understatement of the year. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
This belongs in the DB section... |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
Is that in US dollars or Euros? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
what a prick. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
Hey oh! |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
The penis mightier... |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
I got a good deal on pens at Pen Island www.penisland.com |
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| Author: | garo aida [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
If that's the average then mine's worth a million. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
lipidquadcab wrote: This belongs in the DB section... Good point. Why is it in this section anyway? Is Sir Luscious Left Foot the Romanian patient? And is he now selling his severed wang on EBay or something? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
I know the testes are in the same general vicinity of the penis, but how does one sever a dick by accident? I am no Johnny Wadd, but it would take more than an "oops my bad" to cut off my John Thomas. This guy must have been a pencil-dick. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
People come in all shapes and sizes, Reason. 795,000 seems a little low but I guess it would depend on the penis. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:15 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: People come in all shapes and sizes, Reason. That they do, Spaulding, that they do. Sometimes, they even come in underwearless sundresses. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
You are referring to Grid aren't you? |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
Spaulding wrote: You are referring to Grid aren't you? Thanks a lot, you sure know how to ruin an afternoon alone, don't you? |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
Nas wrote: Not enough. There are a lot of women who get millions in settlements everyday for their vagina's. Their vagina's what? 
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| Author: | Sir Luscious Left Foot [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: lipidquadcab wrote: This belongs in the DB section... Good point. Why is it in this section anyway? Is Sir Luscious Left Foot the Romanian patient? And is he now selling his severed wang on EBay or something? (Cairo, I simply read Big Fans description of this section) PLUGS, SELL STUFF. EVENTS Anything you want to tell everyone (I will not act like a Score host & tell you reading is a skill) |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:02 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Not enough. There are a lot of women who get millions in settlements everyday for their vagina's. Indeed. Just ask Lance Briggs. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
Sir Luscious Left Foot wrote: (Cairo, I simply read Big Fans description of this section) PLUGS, SELL STUFF. EVENTS Anything you want to tell everyone (I will not act like a Score host & tell you reading is a skill) I will not act like a Score host and tell you not to be humor-impaired. |
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| Author: | HappyHour Jason [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
How does one accidentially chop a penis? Was it that small he confused it with a testicle? He is a male doctor, should be familiar with those body parts...... |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Court says a penis is worth $795,000 |
HappyHour Jason wrote: How does one accidentially chop a penis? Was it that small he confused it with a testicle? He is a male doctor, should be familiar with those body parts...... He may have been making soup, nude, in the dark, and thought he grabbed a carrot. |
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