spanky wrote:
I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step.
For some odd reason, I can actually picture this
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
As is well documented on the site, Hoops has never succeeded. First, Nas had his kidneys explode. Then FarveFan was deployed to Dijibouti or somewhere similar. Yet, along comes COF and teases us with the potential of an actual Hoops event occurring. Now with just three and a half days left, the whispers have begun. Hawkeye Vince has a sinus headache. Suckers Playground can't find shoes. So I ask you, what will be the likely cause of cancellation for yet another Hoops event? |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
I think if Hiawatha park burns to the ground, the police have their first suspect already... But I'm going to say everyone shows up, but nobody brings a ball. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
The cooler collapses on T-Bone. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
three words... "freak gasoline accident" |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
STORMWATCH - November 22, 2008 |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Killer V scares everyone away with his constant 'anti-prop 8' talk. And his highly inappropriate choice of outfit... |
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| Author: | spanky [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Hawkeye Vince wrote: Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants. Don't forget! A dark AND a light colored shirt! I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step. |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
T-Bone wrote: STORMWATCH - November 22, 2008 Good point. If I see my shadow in Dunning (or if it snows), I will not make it to Hiawatha. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
The current forecast is More clouds than sun - high of 37. Good thing this isn't Sunday - sunday is supposed to be sloppy. |
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| Author: | Darren - Tinley Park [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
spanky wrote: I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step. For some odd reason, I can actually picture this .
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
we better have subs... |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
rogers park bryan wrote: Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home so you'll be the only one that shows up? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
City of Fools wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home so you'll be the only one that shows up? Ill be with my daughter watching elmo or having a tea party regardless. Again, I dont like North at all I find him stupid and terribly annoying but the anti-north sentiment here cracks me up. Nothing wrong with it. Its just funny. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
I went from no chance to small chance at making it. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
really? I didn't have you on any list, but I'll put you among the maybe's... |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
City of Fools wrote: we better have subs... what type of subs? And are they from subway or jimmy johns? |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
The fact that RedNeckMommy may actually bring a camera is making me think twice about showing up. 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Whos the girl on the wall next to the shawon o meter? (Not the flasher) other one. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
spanky wrote: Hawkeye Vince wrote: Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants. Don't forget! A dark AND a light colored shirt! I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step. I'm planning to be in that 1/4 that lives. Sorry Hoffy. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
Here's a valid question - if we show up early, do we have to go to the front desk and say we are with the City of Fools reservation? |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
I'm not sure what it's saved under, but I believe it's Keith...I'll try to be there early. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
City of Fools wrote: I'm not sure what it's saved under, but I believe it's Keith...I'll try to be there early. I was going to just go to the desk and say "I'm here to play basketball with some guys I've never met". |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
KI, is your handle derived from Hunt for the Red October? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
City of Fools wrote: KI, is your handle derived from Hunt for the Red October? That's the first time I heard the term... |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
I'll bet KI has lots of cats.... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
What will kill hoops? SHARK and Kid Cairo have a battle to the death fight in the parking lot before hand, forcing the gym to close for the day. |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
T-Bone wrote: The fact that RedNeckMommy may actually bring a camera is making me think twice about showing up. don't worry said pictures will not be published unless they need to be for further blackmail |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops? |
HIV. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060920113940AAe3Tjk |
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