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| Author: | hackwilson's ribbies [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Yeah, just to spare myself the extra embarrassment on the day of, I've decided to put in my excuses for having no skills on the court early: 1.) I haven't shot a basketball in like 5 years 2.) I have a partially-torn rotator cuff (won't say which one) that isn't fully healed 3.) I'm only about 5'11" on a good day 4.) My shoes aren't designed for basketball (yeah, a reach) All of that being said, I'm in decent shape and I'm a scrapper, kids! |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
I predict...and I'm gonna say it like I mean it... This thread will fill up faster than Twiggy at a Old Country Buffet... |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
I had a bad game because Ryno's wife was looking at Kid Cairo and not me. |
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| Author: | hackwilson's ribbies [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
City of Fools wrote: I predict...and I'm gonna say it like I mean it... This thread will fill up faster than Twiggy at a Old Country Buffet...  I was thinkin' that I'm not the only pathetic bastard here, and I mean that in the most respectable way as possible...
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Daaaahhhhh...Killer V's gotta tooth... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Killer V's tooth was really distracting me... |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
suckers playground wrote: Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted. apparently Dave Matthews is planning an appearance at Hoops 2... |
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| Author: | Puckhead [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
I was too busy watching Zach fondle Kid Cairo while trying to play defense. Kid Cairo's passes were too hard. Kid Cairo's passes were too soft. I missed not having Stink there to laugh at. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Puckhead wrote: I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control.
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| Author: | Michael Jeffrey Jordan [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Undeniably, I sliced my finger on my gold-plated cigar guillotine. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
spmack wrote: Puckhead wrote: I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control and waynestylie and Chaz and the pissing trio and |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
if we ever figure out Hoffy's password, think about how many mults we could access... Drunken Data comes to mind... |
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| Author: | spanky [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Michael Jeffrey Jordan wrote: Undeniably, I sliced my finger on my gold-plated cigar guillotine. Don't we need to tell somebody? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
spanky wrote: spmack wrote: Puckhead wrote: I was too busy trying to remember my passwords for Crystal Lake Hoffy and Gremmie out of Control and waynestylie and Chaz and the pissing trio and One of the mult kings admitted to being 1/2 of the Chaz and Wayne Stylie boys, so Hoffy is off the hook on that one... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
suckers playground wrote: Smoke too much, drink too much, haven't set foot inside a gym since they tore down the YMCA at North + Halsted. You went to New City? That's my old hood. The 'Greens. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Hmm....North and Halsted....you guys need to quit lying....more like Belmont and Halsted. |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Haha, yeah, Kid. You know all about the Columbia College "gym" situation (@ Roosevelt), never liked that so I signed up with the Y instead. Went there when I used to live near Chicago + Ashland. Then they decided to tear the damn thing down. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
suckers - is your laundry done? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Hawkeye Vince wrote: suckers - is your laundry done? He should have to wear the shrunken gear from last time... |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides. No word yet on if my Aaron Gray jersey has shipped. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
suckers playground wrote: Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides. That's outstanding - can you make sure they are the worst color you can find too? Maybe something in Barney Purple. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Hawkeye Vince wrote: suckers playground wrote: Gonna head out in a bit and pick up some FRESH THREADS. Meaning, I'll go to TJ Maxx and buy the cheapest possible warm-ups... the kind with the elastic in the ankles and zip-away sides. That's outstanding - can you make sure they are the worst color you can find too? Maybe something in Barney Purple. Hey - in honor of NSJ (the real one, not the fake one on the board now) I was going to break out my purple Nikes and purple shorts. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
suckers playground wrote: No word yet on if my Aaron Gray jersey has shipped. If you wear it, you got a nut sandwich coming your way. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Hey, he put a shake on someone last night and Stacey and Neil named it their play on the game. |
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| Author: | hackwilson's ribbies [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Moises Alou wrote: Nobody ever passes me the ball, so im out. Well, you've gotta stop pissin' on your hands... |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
spmack wrote: Hey, he put a shake on someone last night and Stacey and Neil named it their play on the game. They probably didn't need to slo-mo that shake. |
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| Author: | suckers playground [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
Hawkeye, I'll see what I can do, just for you  Kid, if you look up "white panther" on the wikipedia... oh, wait. |
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| Author: | Darren - Tinley Park [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hoops@Hiawatha 2 excuse thread for crappy ballers |
hackwilson's ribbies wrote: Yeah, just to spare myself the extra embarrassment on the day of, I've decided to put in my excuses for having no skills on the court early: Playing on half a gym floor is totally going to throw my game off. I'm used to full size. But looking at the brightside, there will be less running around so it shouldn't affect us out-of-shape people too much. 
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