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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:17 pm ]
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My company is looking for both inside and outside sales reps. Inside consists of phone work, outgoing follow up and cold calls. Outside sales is beating the sidewalks trying to land as many orders as you can.

I really don't know what the pay starts at, but there are benefits, 6 paid holidays, and bonus potential that is usually easily attainable. Outside guys use thier own vehicles but do get mileage. These are full time, Mon-Fri gigs. If you or someone you know is interested, feel free to email me a resume; coztansa AT gmail.com

http://www.lightbulbdepot.com/default.asp

Author:  Porterhouse [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:20 am ]
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Yes! But is it Your Company, or the company you work for? Who's The Boss?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:26 am ]
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Porterhouse wrote:
Who's The Boss?

Tony Danza.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:38 pm ]
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Its my company. I work for it. I'm the boss.

http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/ ... ZMY0QP81PD

Author:  Chilli Palmer [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:57 pm ]
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Bruce Springsteen?

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:02 pm ]
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Less time for the board if traveling. :(

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:03 pm ]
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Why don't you tell Bruce Springsteen to get another nickname, since you're already the boss?!?!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:45 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Less time for the board if traveling. :(

Travel for this position is extremely minimal.

I'm in front of a computer most of the day- as most of you know. The only time I'm not is if I have to visit a customer for a 'lighting audit', as they say.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:44 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Its my company. I work for it. I'm the boss.


Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Author:  Porterhouse [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:58 pm ]
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Better than WSCR producers!

Base Pay: $29,000 - $35,000/Year
Employee Type: Full-Time Employee

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:04 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
My company is looking for both inside and outside sales reps. Inside consists of phone work, outgoing follow up and cold calls. Outside sales is beating the sidewalks trying to land as many orders as you can.

I really don't know what the pay starts at, but there are benefits, 6 paid holidays, and bonus potential that is usually easily attainable. Outside guys use thier own vehicles but do get mileage. These are 40 hour, Mon-Fri gigs.

http://www.lightbulbdepot.com/default.asp

This inside position has opened up again. The base pay (I think) starts about $28,000

Author:  Bucky Chris [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:28 pm ]
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What's the realistic salary if you're at quota?

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:31 pm ]
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Do you have to heckle Cubs fans in the streets and yell shit like "yeah, 101 years and counting bitches!"?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:42 pm ]
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Chris, bonuses are paid monthly and broken down by your assigned territories. When I was on the phones (march '08 - nov '08) my lowest bonus was like $60, and my highest was almost $700.

Author:  Bucky Chris [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:45 pm ]
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Thanks Frank

Author:  spmack [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:50 pm ]
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Any balcks at the company?

Author:  spanky [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:51 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Any balcks at the company?

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Of course. Who do you think gets the $60 bonuses now?

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:56 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
spmack wrote:
Any balcks at the company?

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Of course. Who do you think gets the $60 bonuses now?



Spanky is channeling Stugotz today - bringing the funny...

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:52 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
My company is looking for both inside and outside sales reps. Inside consists of phone work, outgoing follow up and cold calls. Outside sales is beating the sidewalks trying to land as many orders as you can.

I really don't know what the pay starts at, but there are benefits, 6 paid holidays, and bonus potential that is usually easily attainable. Outside guys use thier own vehicles but do get mileage. These are full time, Mon-Fri gigs. If you or someone you know is interested, feel free to email me a resume; coztansa AT gmail.com

http://www.lightbulbdepot.com/default.asp


Frank,
In all seriousness,thanks for bringing this to the board. Any job is a good job in todays economy! Your job has benefits,that is just as important as money nowadays.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:05 pm ]
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Would I have to ever be in the same room as you?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:18 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Would I have to ever be in the same room as you?


Frank left out the $10,000 bonus to the first employee who can shove a bulb up his ass and make it light up.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:43 pm ]
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I was expecting a bible story.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:00 am ]
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So do you sit in on the interviews Frankie?

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