Edit: Anyone want this for free? I'd just like to get it out of my place.

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Is everything superglued to it?

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Negative, but I'll throw in my Notorious B.I.G. action figure for free.

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I'm sorry you're poor.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

No. I will not.

Let's talk about these trades a bit.
Is it only material things or... maybe...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

To be fair you could set up an impressive cock buffet on that thing

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Well...
That's a selling point that you just never see in the Ikea catalog.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Maybe...sucking a cornucopia of cock.

Cocks don't come in a cornucopia.





I checked.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You could hide two small bodies in that left cabinet.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You got some nice wood there.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

If I may say so, your house or apartment is meticulous.

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

Oh, do I have a Thanksgiving story for you .....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Go on...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It's a long and convoluted tale, but suffice to say towards the end it's me in bed with the two nuns when the Monsignor walked in and yada, yada, yada the cornucopia, looking like someone spritzed thin chowder all over it like a map of the Hawaiian islands, ended up stuffed better than the turkey.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

So am I the only one for whom the picture is upside down?

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Yes.

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Despite being commercially produced, this could be converted to a nice piece with some thought and proper execution. May I suggest donating it to Bob Vila?

It appears the excessive weight of your porn library has caused the top shelf to bow considerably. I would start by removing all those unnecessary videos and donating them to Mr. Vila as well.

My plans are for a custom store-and-serve buffet. Using wall anchors, I will hang the 2 side bookcases of the unit horizontally while placing the bottom on the floor directly below, after removing the drawers. Then, mounting the middle bookcase at counter height so it can be used as a serving station for cocktails. I can then remove the glass paneling and re-blow the glass myself into some beautiful artwork. Beam with pride as you serve your buffet of cock from your refashioned entertainment center!

Send me the logins too all of your mults, even the ones you never admitted to, and we have a deal.

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Are you that interested in Spicy Senorita?

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So I've had this up on Craigslist the past few days, and haven't gotten any bites. Is anyone interested in taking it for free? I just need to get it out of my place.

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Other than having no room, no truck, and no interest, I think it's a great deal.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Lipid could do some work with this at Lakemoorfest.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

LOL

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Does it breakdown at all or is it solid like that and has to be transported?

I might take it

It was upside-down on one of my phones and righ tside-up on my other phone. Go figure.

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It does break down into 4 pieces fairly easily (2 cabinets, the base, and the middle shelving unit).

It also can be taken completely apart, but it would be a nightmare to re-assemble.

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Interesting trades accepted?


I have Cal Ripken Starting Lineup figure