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Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?

What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? :wink:

Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.

Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Keep waiting...the man is obviously giving ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...

War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?

Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?

Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. :lol:

Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.

Author:	C_Howitt_Fealz [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:16 pm ]
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Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?

Author:	spanky [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:53 pm ]
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Why not just go to the dressing room and steal it?

Author:	RFDC [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:56 pm ]
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This bragging thing is getting out of control, Fealz

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:57 pm ]
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Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?

Author:	Spaulding [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:59 pm ]
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I would assume that little something you picked up is for you then.

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Author:	Free Ajent [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm ]
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You should make her buy her own panties. Now i'm going to need to see either her or her sister in these...thx in advance

Author:	T-Bone [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm ]
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I think most people realize when they see a man carrying a bag from there what the situation is. If you are uncomfortable carrying it and don't want to be seen with it you have two options. Keep your pimp hand strong and refuse to carry her stuff or find another bag you are carrying and stuff it in there to conceal the pink bag.

Author:	Regular Reader [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:01 pm ]
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What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse?

Author:	A7X [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:02 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Why do you care what color a shopping bag is? No shit. It shows you probably have a hot chick you're buying for. It's not like you're carrying a Lane Bryant bag.

Author:	A7X [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:03 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote: What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? Ouch.

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:03 pm ]
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Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means: A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis or B. You are a cross dresser. Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:08 pm ]
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What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

Author:	spmack [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:08 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means: A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis or B. You are a cross dresser. Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is? Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF.... Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:09 pm ]
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War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel!

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Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:13 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote: What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread? I'm thinking it's going to be more like, "The first class bathrooms on United Airlines are not spacious enough for two people".

Author:	Brick [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:23 pm ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases? I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

Author:	spmack [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases? I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:29 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel! He just needs a catchphrase. Done.

Author:	lipidquadcab [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:50 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means: A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis or B. You are a cross dresser. Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is? Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF.... Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you. Keep waiting...the man is obviously getting ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...

Author:	Gloopan Kuratz [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:54 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means: A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis or B. You are a cross dresser. Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is? He might like their hand lotion.

Author:	Phil McCracken [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:56 pm ]
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@ this whole thread

Author:	spmack [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:58 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote: spmack wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means: A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis or B. You are a cross dresser. Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is? Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF.... Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you. Keep waiting...the man is obviously giving ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here... Fixed.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:31 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: War Fealz completing the transfer to CSFMB heel! Cubbie got that title locked, yo.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: So we got Going to Gym Ankle Pain Vicotoria Secret visits And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question? Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz Are you a gay? I'm waiting for his thread asking if an auto allowance of $700/month is appropriate.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:49 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: So we got Going to Gym Ankle Pain Vicotoria Secret visits And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question? Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz Are you a gay? You've got a gay

Author:	C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:37 am ]
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Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.

Author:	RFDC [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:45 am ]
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If you are carrying the pink bag and not getting any ass, then you are a complete wuss.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:47 am ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote: Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here. Are you just worried that someone you know will see you and ask your wife about it?