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C_Howitt_Fealz

Post subject: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:33 am

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When handling habanero peppers. GF and I forgot we had cut up habbies earlier in the day and went to put in eye drops. :oops:

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Mr. Hernandez

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:25 am

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In what country did this take place in???

But gettin that stuff in your eye is like getting maced

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:48 am

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

When handling habanero peppers, that I personally handpicked while being in Cuba because I had 100,000 frequent flyer miles on my platinum American Airlines sponsored Visa Card. GF, that I hardly ever mention , and I forgot we had cut up habbies earlier in the day because we were too busy at Victoria's Secret picking out thongs for myself and went to put in eye drops. :oops:

Fixed.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:58 am

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The entire conception and construction of this thread = :roll:

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:21 am

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:25 am

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So, you both were putting in eye drop simultanously? Why would both of you cut up such hot peppers? I mean, unless you're cooking for like 20 people there's no need for two people to chop up like 4 peppers? And, if you're cooking, why aren't you washing your hands with soap and water after touching each ingredient? I routinly do so because I believe such things are basic hygene. How did your hands touch your eye drops? Do you routinely contaminate the eyedrops by touching it?
Or did maybe this not actually happen at all?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:16 am

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

When handling habanero peppers. GF and I forgot we had cut up habbies earlier in the day and went to put in eye drops. :oops:

Good thing you didn't touch your junk.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:19 am

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Chus wrote:

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

When handling habanero peppers. GF and I forgot we had cut up habbies earlier in the day and went to put in eye drops. :oops:

Good thing you didn't touch your junk.

She wouldn't. According to CHF they aren't having sex, but he buys her lingerie. Not how I would go about thigs, but to each his own...

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:01 pm

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just pour beer on your face.

it thins the capsaicin.

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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:31 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

just pour beer on your face.

it thins the capsaicin.

(CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3))!!!!

HERE'S THE SCENARIO?!?!?

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C_Howitt_Fealz

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:48 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

She wouldn't. According to CHF they aren't having sex, but he buys her lingerie. Not how I would go about thigs, but to each his own...

I simply said I would not talk about it. Never said we were or were not.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:57 pm

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

She wouldn't. According to CHF they aren't having sex, but he buys her lingerie. Not how I would go about thigs, but to each his own...

I simply said I would not talk about it. Never said we were or were not.

So you are. You sly old dog, you...

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spmack

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:59 pm

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Yeah right. CHF has desert dick.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:00 pm

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

She wouldn't. According to CHF they aren't having sex, but he buys her lingerie. Not how I would go about thigs, but to each his own...

I simply said I would not talk about it. Never said we were or were not.

Thats you and her in your avatar isnt it?

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:40 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

She wouldn't. According to CHF they aren't having sex, but he buys her lingerie. Not how I would go about thigs, but to each his own...

I simply said I would not talk about it. Never said we were or were not.

Thats you and her in your avatar isnt it?

Just noticed that. Damn, Fealz. Kinda graphic...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:45 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

I simply said I would not talk about it. Never said we were or were not.

Thats you and her in your avatar isnt it?

Just noticed that. Damn, Fealz. Kinda graphic...

Seriously!

And slow down...its not a race

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:46 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Thats you and her in your avatar isnt it?

Just noticed that. Damn, Fealz. Kinda graphic...

She is kinda cute though. CHF has definitely outkicked his coverage.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:48 pm

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She's defintely no piggy, that's for sure.

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:42 pm

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I imagine CHF and his GF doing this while dressed like the neighbor couple from Christmas Vacation.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:44 pm

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spmack wrote:

She's defintely no piggy, that's for sure.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:45 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Thats you and her in your avatar isnt it?

Just noticed that. Damn, Fealz. Kinda graphic...

Seriously!

And slow down...its not a race

It's alright. More than 5 minutes and you are just showing off.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:21 pm

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Halfpint wrote:

C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

When handling habanero peppers. GF and I forgot we had cut up habbies earlier in the day and went to put in eye drops. :oops:

For such a world traveler you would think a guy like you would know the power of a habinero? or was this just another ploy to tell us you have a GF?

Bibgo!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Wear gloves...

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:22 am

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Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

I used to wear one of those Michael Jackson gloves when I was young. The priest said to keep vasoline in there for after sermon. I dont wear gloves any more.

Priest? Wait, I thought you were one of the chosen people. :scratch:

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:23 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:

I used to wear one of those Michael Jackson gloves when I was young. The priest said to keep vasoline in there for after sermon. I dont wear gloves any more.

Priest? Wait, I thought you were one of the chosen people. :scratch:

Yeah, he was chosen by the priest.

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